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[WDT] MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 7, 2021.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    In 2021 all scrolling is doomscrolling.
     
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    From work, this pipeline shit is back to normal by the end of the week, Monday at the latest.

    So.....wtf are these people doing?
     
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    The bags of gasoline will keep them safe from something dangerous, like a vaccine.
     
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    How does it not occur to you as you're pumping gas into a trash bag to go: "I'd rather be autistic."
     
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    when their toilet paper runs out they clean their asses with gas. World’s most dangerous bidet
     
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    You know you live amongst idiots when the “life imitates art” subject is Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
     
  7. bewildered

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    Thanks internet for this one simple trick!
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  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Do your handles not line up vertically? That would drive me insane.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    Nobody likes symmetry. It’s pleasant to look at, who needs that shit?
     
  10. bewildered

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    Well fuck, now I can't unsee that.

    It's probably something I did. The one out of line is the one I fixed. The front came off and I fixed it with gorilla glue and a hammer.
     
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    Ten bucks says you put it back on upside down.
     
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    My OCD is in overdrive. Thanks 'wildered!
     
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    You want to start a GoFundMe for your misuse of Gorilla Glue? That last chick got, like, $20k.
     
  14. bewildered

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    There are grooves along the sides and bottom that the sides sit in. Couldn't have fucked it up that bad even if I tried. Where's my $10?

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    It was Gorilla Glue brand wood glue. They have a whole line of products.

    Gawd, y'all. I'm dumb but I ain't special.
     
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    You DID see the pic you posted, right?
     
  16. bewildered

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    So...flirting with that line?

    I am not a neat person. That drawer is not the most fucked up thing in my house.
     
  17. GTE

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    Due to my cabinet background, I am beyond OCD when it comes to door alignment. The corner upper in my kitchen isn't square to the wall so the door gaps are off a smidge. It takes a fair amount of will power to not want to rip the crown molding off, re-shim the cabinet and redo the crown.
     
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    I have a long term goal of renovating the kitchen, but we have to finish all the floors first. They are super old but the downstairs was just embarrassingly bad. The downstairs floors are finished now and we painted. I still have some small things to wrap up there but being the highly distracted individual that I am, it might be next year for it to really be done done.

    I am getting officially evaluated for ADHD starting next week. So maybe the downstairs will get done slightly faster than that, if it turns out that's part of my problem.
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    The best way to keep everyone from focusing on your drawers being out of line, is to post a picture in the boobie thread. Otherwise, the mockery is likely to continue.
     
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    I don’t believe you.
     
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