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[WDT] MOTHERS DAY WEEKEND [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 10, 2019.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    In case you forgot, Mother's Day is celebrated Sunday. This is your reminder to go get her some flowers or something. I am miles away from my moma but have siblings who will take her out this year. Get that lady some wine, cuz she raised you and she needs it.

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    Way too many fake boobies with a mother's day porn search. Waaaay too many.

    Focus: Mother's day. There's some dads here, has the focus shifted from mom to wife or do they share the day?
    Altfocus: Drinkity drankity drunk. Tell us about your mommy issues.
     
  2. dieformetal

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    On my way to this festival

    https://epicenterfestival.com/

    There’s a lot of 90s bands on there but I’m here for JUDAS PRIEST!!!!! Everything else is just a bonus.
     
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    That looks like a great lineup... how can you not have fun?
     
  4. Kubla Kahn

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    I’m going to need you to id the porn star in bewildered’s post.

    Also cannot let the wdt shuffle the important questions from the last one. Mainly what’s the story with Dixies pussypillow and what swap meet he bought it at?
     
  5. Jimmy James

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    21 year old me would have murdered someone to go to that. Now my music is whatever TV show or movie soundtrack my 3 year old is obsessed with.

    My mom is in a different state, so she gets flowers and a call. My wife gets flowers and an experience of some kind, usually something we can do with the kids. I am tempted to violate the spirit of Mother's Day by chaining them to the basement water heater so we can have a quiet dinner. Then for a nightcap, giving her head in the cargo area of our SUV at a Walmart parking lot. I'm not moving two car seats unless it's to buy a massive TV.

    Since she's going to object to the whole child abandonment thing, I'm still trying to figure out what I can do that's going to accommodate us, a newborn and a special needs 3 year old who's volume has never gone below a 7 and has difficulty understanding language.
     
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    I’m just excited Tool’s new album has a release date. It’s only been 13 years.
     
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    Worth the wait. They are on a higher plain than most artists, and they never disappoint. I think they, Rage and NIN are the three pinnacle bands to emerge from the 90’s.

    My favourite thing about Tool is that no band has fought harder to keep music as an original art form.
     
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    Hoooold on there for a second. Yes. But I would place some more of the grunge bands out of Seattle in there as well. Tool, to me, is on a completely different wavelength. Especially Lateralus. Those 3 you mentioned are very polarizing too. I don’t know many who people who “kinda” like them. People either love them or not at all. My fiancé can’t listen to Tool. It gives her anxiety.
     
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    I think we got the pillow at Target; we got it shortly after we moved into our house.

    The story behind it is one day, she was leaning back in bed with her legs open and her pussy out (she usually doesn't wear anything below the waist around the house), and it was a particularly nice angle, so I took a picture of it.

    Later on, I decided to draw it on the pillow, and then leave it out and see how long it took for her to notice (answer: about a day).

    I thought I did such a good job on it that I kept it like that for about three weeks, until the sequins got brushed.
     
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    That's one hell of a lineup.

    On Friday - is the band SloThrust or SlothRust?
     
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    Florida with the senior prank win

    They hacked into the E-mail system and sent an alert out to all students, faculty, and parents declaring a "mandatory penis inspection" and cited "Florida Penal Health Code 69."
     
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    Who. IS. THIS. WHORE? ANYONE?!
     
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    I thought it was a selfie from 'wildered. Did you search Realitykings.com?
     
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    I did a reverse search but came up with nothing.
     
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    I used to like and revere old folks before I got into the medical field. There are still plenty of them that are wonderful people, but fuck me running are there some miserable, hateful, petty, horrible, rude and generally deserving of a slow, painful death assholes out there. Sadly, some of the pissy, rude "Old folks" are younger then me.

    I heard some bitch tell a medical receptionist the other day that "I don't talk to the help, you put the Dr on the line now." To the receptionist's credit she just calmly said "The Dr is with a patient right now", and the self entitled bitch replied "I don't care. You get the Dr for me RIGHT NOW"

    Folks like that are the reason I want to live far away from other people. I wonder how that bitch would've felt if she was being seen by a Dr and he told her "Excuse me, I've got to take this call"

    Nothing pisses me off more then a person that thinks their wants are more important than anyone else's needs.
     
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    People like that were prescribed ( by "the help" no less ) a " therapeutic wait". Which entailed me saying "I'll go look for him." and then put them on hold while I returned to whatever I was doing or finishing my coffee.

    I worked 25 years in medicine; EMS, emergency dept. and primary care office. If that doesn't make you hate people, nothing will.
     
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    Aight so it's Kayla Paige.
     
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    Hey man, life is a movie. And you don’t tell the star of the movie what’s what.
     
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    I get to deal with first time parents for a living.

    I feel your pain.
     
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