Happy Friday you idiots! It's the weekend before Thanksgiving and I am busy prepping for the 25th. This weekend a duck is getting the axe because we are smoking a duck to go along with cranberry sauce, asparagus, roast potato/ sweet potato, and dressing. It'll be a happy Thanksgiving for us, but not for the duck. I am probably grossly underestimating the processing time on the duck. Hope it doesn't exceed 1 baby nap because we will be in trouble otherwise. What are you doing to celebrate? @Fiveslide OK buddy, now you can post your horrifying video.
Duck plucking can be easy, depending on the duck. Or it can take a while. If your kiddo stays down for at least an hour, you should be good to have the whole thing done and ready to go, though. I was duck hunting a few years ago and we got a bunch of teal and a couple mallards. In the time it took for me to clean and pluck 15 teal another guy finished one mallard. This reminds me of my favorite tongue twister: I'm a pleasant mother pheasant plucker I pluck mother pheasants I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker Who ever plucked a mother pheasant
Here you go. Steaks... Lab grown from your own cells. Would you like A1 with that? https://www-foxnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.foxnews.com/food-drink/human-steaks-meal-kit-design-award-not-cannibalism.amp?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA=#aoh=16058750770128&csi=1&referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From %1$s&share=https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/human-steaks-meal-kit-design-award-not-cannibalism
The duck penis does not actually fall off annually. Common myth that gets retold when the topic comes up.
It was less than 3 minutes and I'm waiting for the irrigation guy to arrive. How short is your attention span? You probably had a similar aged duck to what I'll be plucking. Most domestic ducks are slaughtered pretty young and it is easier to pluck them at that age. I have a drake that's 8months old and was planning to scald it with some dishsoap and salt before plucking with some grippy textured gloves. Any tips you want to pass on?
Sarcastic question but a serious one: Have someone do it for you? An old coworker of mine use to duck hunt all the time. Found a little Asian restaurant/processor who would pluck & clean them for ~$5 per duck, IIRC.
I am anticipating it being a real pain in the keester the first time but I actually do kinda want to do it myself to learn something. If we keep a flock and allow the birdies to reproduce we're bound to have more drakes to cull in the future. Most things suck the first time but it I do a couple/few annually I'm sure it'll be easy peasy. You can't suggest something like this and not provide a link, my dude.
Makes sense. I use to have the mindset of "why pay someone for something I can do?" but either I've gotten old, lazy or both.
There is an insect - some kind of dragonfly, maybe? - that has a spoon-like part with its penis. When it mates, the spoon reaches in and scoops out any previous insect jizz, so he can make sure he's the daddy. If we're doing wildlife penis facts.
The way I understand it, the head of the human penis is built for pretty much the same purpose: scooping out the other guy’s jizz so you can put your own in there. Which raises more than a few questions about our greatx500 grandmothers.
AND being a peeping Tom. Rape was the in-thing in the 1980’s too, if you’ve seen “Revenge Of The Nerds”. But we had a old motto back then: “It’s not rape if he wears a mask to trick you.”
I remember watching that back in the 80's and thinking "Dude, that's just fucked up." I did some truly degenerate stuff when I was younger, but it was always with consenting adults. At the very least with people who said they were adults. I remember one girl with a body you'd kill someone over, she had long blonde hair, something like 38DD tits, a narrow waist, and baby making hips. I thought she was a little slow mentally, so I kind of held back. Thank God I did....it turned out she was 13. I sent her home to mommy and daddy the moment I found out...and for the record, I never did anything sexual with her. I wanted to, but the whole "I'm 13" thing kind of deflated any desire I had. I also informed the bar management that their bouncers were letting kids in the place and they needed to step up their act. Jesus. Typing out the whole thing gives me the willies all over again.