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[WDT] MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 24, 2025.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Open it naked, fully engorged dick front and centre.

    You will exert your dominance, and he will never bother you in the bathroom again. You may have to spend some cash on therapy later on in life, but worth it.

    You're welcome.
     
    #81 Nettdata, Jun 5, 2025
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    If that doesn’t qualify as “disturbing the peace” then I don’t know what does.

    When you say “youngest”, what are we talking here? Because those actions call for a “Don’t make me pick you up by the FACE!!!”- style of correction.
     
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  3. bewildered

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    Mine was the same way for awhile. Baby sure loved momma. Kiddo is more independent now and old enough that I don't have to keep an eye on them every second. Kiddo is good about doing stuff and then circling back to me regularly.
     
    #83 bewildered, Jun 5, 2025
  4. Juice

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    @bewildered have you tried this? Pooping with a fully encouraged wiener?
     
    #84 Juice, Jun 5, 2025
  5. bewildered

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    That's gonna be a hell naw from me, dawg.
     
    #85 bewildered, Jun 5, 2025
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    You'll have to do some "work" before you open the door.
     
    #86 SouthernIdiot, Jun 5, 2025
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    Two. My youngest is two.
     
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  9. Nettdata

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    I stand by my suggestion.
     
    #89 Nettdata, Jun 5, 2025
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    You do realize that's how he not uncommonly opens the door?
     
    #90 AFHokie, Jun 5, 2025
  11. Nettdata

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    So… he’s exerting his dominance over you?

    Interesting.
     
    #91 Nettdata, Jun 5, 2025
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    If I have it, I have it. Or there’s a magazine in there. Either way it’s a ten minute or so process for me. Shit, bidet spray, dry.

    But you have to have something to do besides staring off into space. Or the mirror on the back of the bathroom door.
     
    #92 walt, Jun 5, 2025
  13. Nettdata

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    Who hasn’t resorted to the ingredients list of a bottle of shampoo at one point in their past?
     
    #93 Nettdata, Jun 5, 2025
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    The label on Dr.Bronners Castile soap bottle provided shitter reading more then once over the years.
     
    #94 walt, Jun 5, 2025
  15. Nettdata

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    Going to someone's cottage and finding a basket of Reader's Digest was like hitting the mother lode.
     
    #95 Nettdata, Jun 5, 2025
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    (They were the rich people... not because of the cottage, but because of the Reader's Digest subscription).
     
    #96 Nettdata, Jun 5, 2025
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    My work is done here
     
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