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[WDT] MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 24, 2025.

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  1. bewildered

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    Another treat we never get in our town. South Chinese style dim sum

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    Wifey came back from the store, used her key to open the gate and before she got to the front door, I opened it for her and asked if she needed a hand. (She didn't). Now she can't find her keys and somehow it's my fault because I knocked her out of her groove by opening the front door.
     
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    Hey, how's everyone doing today? Good? A regular day? Nothing out of the ordinary?

    That's great. I'm glad to hear it.

    Wish I could say the same.

    This morning, I woke up, and went to the bathroom to take my morning shit, when I was greeted by the surprise of a lifetime:

    THERE WAS A FUCKING BAT IN THE TOILET. Yes, it was still alive.
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    I have no idea how this thing got into my house, much less the toilet. I pulled it out with some tweezers and threw it outside.


    Well, with that out of the way, the day can only get better from here, right?

    Once I got to work, I was driving out to repair a drainage pump, when I come upon an injured horse (a foal, probably 150 pounds) in one of our ditches. I'm guessing it lost its footing on one of those concrete slopes and fucked itself up in the fall. It can't seem to move it's rear legs, so I don't have high hopes for it.

    I drove to the stables that it came from, but no one was there, so I wrote out a sign in English and Spanish to alert the owners, whenever they return.
    I gave it a couple of buckets of water while I was there. If I'm in the area again tomorrow, I'll check on it and give an update.

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    Do not eat the toilet bat. We do not need another pandemic.
     
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    Oh yeah, that horse has been there a bit. Made itself a clean circle in the debris around it, trying to use its front legs to get up. If it is still there, call the authorities to put it out of its misery, or do it yourself. I hope it was handled quickly after they found your note.
     
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    If the update isn't "the horse was up and galloping around like nothing happened, then I don't want to hear it
     
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    I mean I'm sitting on the crapper with diahreaa for the 4th time today but my stomach just dropped even more. Poor horse. I don't see that ending up any way but a mercy kill.
     
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    I'm getting emails from recruiters at start ups devoted to "AI-generated music." I think we're all a little deader inside than we used to be.
     
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    I listen to a podcast that creates some AI-generated songs relating to topics they discussed. It’s impressive how well some work, but it definitely lacks humanity.
     
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    If you can't spell it correctly, you're not allowed to enjoy it.
     
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    I must have spelled it wrong and it got saved in the suggested words library because I started to spell it and finished it out with a selection. I have never been able to spell that word. Onto diahrea #5.

    I'm on these meds for at least 90 days so this is my life for awhile.
     
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    True connoisseurs even put in the O.
     
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    I never could spell it right. Then one day the doctor I worked for at the time told me to think of “dia rut-roh HEA!” and believe it or not, it worked.

    Sorry you feel like shit, no pun intended.
     
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    But where would the idiotboard get discussion topics without mobile phones and diarrhea. It's your social responsibility to sit, shit and post.
     
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    Am I the only one that never uses a phone when they shit?

    I don't want to hang around on the toilet and if it takes 10 minutes to shit then maybe your diet needs adjustment. I take care of business, clean up, and go back to doomscrolling on the couch like a gentleman.

    I mean, I understand that, if @bewildered didn't use her phone while pooping, it's likely her family would have her picture on a milk carton within 48 hours. But most people don't have quite the same level of intimacy with their toilet.
     
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    Have a couple kids, that math changes.
     
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    @Binary yeah what @Juice said. It's called "a few moments of uninterrupted peace." Also called hiding in the bathroom.
     
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    I don't even get that...

    My youngest will just rip open the door, or bang on it incessantly if I lock it.
     
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