Maybe it’s my trick eye, but I could swear I’m reading that prosecutors are pissed off because a defence attorney lied in court. That’s like getting passed off at dark clouds for raining.
My philosophy on pizza is Mom & Pop shops first and always. The only good “chain” pizza I hear of in the States is Jets.
You heard wrong. Jets is the absolute worst pizza that I have ever had from a chain. People rave about their crust, which I guess is okay, but their cheese tastes like plastic. Even most frozen pizzas are better than Jets.
I’ve certaunly never heard of a chain pizza that didn’t have a flock of haters. I wouldn’t wipe a hobo’s ass with Dominoes. My old next door neighbour’s tennantveould order it 1-3 times a DAY. You’d look outside and you’d see some car pull up next door with that tri-coloured emblem light on the roof. ...It started to gross me out to the point where I wanted to call the cops on him for indecency. Maybe get him out of there before doors are no longer an option and he has to be removed from the place with a gas saw.
Yeah Dominoes is meh. It's definitely better than it used to be but the particular one here is garbage. The one back home had decent pies. Biggest HELL NO is Papa John's. Do they put sugar in their sauce? Like, a lot of it? Papa Murphy ended up being pretty good. Hubs called their crust "Cali style." It wasn't too thick or thin but was chewy in a good way, and their toppings were fresh and quality. I'd probably get it again. There's a local pizza joint here that I looked up and it looks terrible. Hard pass. Mom and pop's get it wrong sometimes too.
Fuck Dominoes, i was in the Cancun airport and had a 6.5 hour flight ahead of me. I was starving, it was either Dominoes or some sketchy burger joint. So i went with Dominoes, it was easier to bring extras on the flight, well i got montezuma revenge on the flight home. Let me tell you that was the longest flight of my life. My favorite pizza is Pango's, Pizza Hut and all the local pizza places have way to much grease on there pizzas.
I don’t get the papa johns hate I like their pizza. It’s a greasy as shit splurge I buy every year and a half. Ingredients are relatively fresh and I like their crust. Pour on the garlic butter? Sheeeeeeeeeit. I stopped eating pizza regularly in college because it’s too bad for my waste line. I tried a cauliflower crust recipe I think I got here for my weekly meal last summer. Tasted pretty good fresh but wasn’t as firm as regular dough and I got wore out on it on day 3.
Thank you both; Bewildered, for posting the picture, and Nett for clarifying the mystery. Have any of y'all ever had a dream about a song that never existed? A couple of nights ago, I had a dream about a Social Distortion song that (so far as I know) was never recorded. In the dream, I was riding in a car, driven by my dad, and the song came on. The song started: "Wish I was wearing a white suit; with blue piping;" and the chorus was: "Oh, take me home." AND IT SOUNDED REALLY GOOD, BUT IT WAS JUST A DREAM. Fun fact: My dad HATED most of the (non-country) music I would listen to, but he really liked Social Distortion. EDIT: I was going through the pictures in my phone today (Expect a lot more pictures in the automotive thread soon), and I found this picture that I took about a year ago. It's a picture of Jungle Julia's vagina, drawn on a mermaid-skin/ sequin pillow. Spoiler
I happened into Bed, Bath & Beyond the other day, and I was thinking, you know their selection of vagina-themed sequin pillows is really terrible.
Not just "a" woman's vagina... but a specific woman's vagina. I expect that the pubes in a jar are going to be used to further decorate it in the near future.
Sorry to move the conversation away from sequin vagene, but yes. I dreamt that my friend and I were looking through his parents’ record collection and saw a Moody Blues album. He said “this one has that song ‘Somewhere Over Your Mind,’ it’s really good.” And I replied “oh yeah, where the chorus is...” And then I sang the chorus hook, and hummed the rest of the melody. When I woke up I googled the title, texted my friend, just to make sure the song didn’t really exist. If I ever get around to writing it, hopefully the surviving Moody Blues don’t sue me.