Woo its May! This past week a bunch of 2nd graders were walking the neighborhood with their teacher passing out mayday paper flowers. It was pretty cute. It's totally sundress weather. Elly Mayday Spoiler Today is also national differently abled pet day. Anybody with a 3 legged dog at home? Focus: it's the weekend. Get it.
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply it was legal. I don't think it's available in US without a license, either.
No worries... all the "good shit" has been made almost impossible to get in Canada any more... all the Greenies have had them banned and replaced with "green" alternatives that don't work and take 10 times more to come close. Most of my friends who head down to the States get a list of shit we all need, and it's mostly pesticides, weed killers, etc.
DAAAAAAAMN. I'm going to have to look up more of her work next chance I get. On the topic of thick women, Jungle Julia has gotten pretty successful at selling stuff on Poshmark; jewelry, bags, and shies, mostly, but she wants to expand into women's clothing. The bad part is that she wants to lose 50 pounds so that she can market to smaller women ("skinny bitches, " as she calls them). That would put her weight at 120 pounds, and that is not what I signed on for. Plus, I know how cranky women can get when they're trying to lose weight, and I'm not looking forward to that. I guess I'll have to start sneaking vegetable oil into her Slim Fast...
Not as much as you'd think; here's a cup of her pubes after shaping her bush one day. We liked the way that they caught the sunlight, so we took a picture. Spoiler
I've got to admit, that would be one hell of story to tell the grandchildren. I remember my grandfather telling me a story about seeing grandma's ankles and how exciting it was. Hearing about how the sun caught her clipped pubes, with photographic proof, would've been so much more...um...uh...disturbing.
Bewildered, after carefully searching the interwebs, I can say that that woman IS NOT Elly Mayday. Elly Mayday didn't have any tattoos, and didn't do any nude photo shoots. Also, she had much smaller boobs. So the question remains: Who is that woman in your picture?
Serious question: do you also have a mason jar of her toenail clippings, or is that just one step too far?
I just ordered the entire run of Bewitched episodes on DVD. I hope to hell I find the show as amusing now as I did when I was 7 or 8 years old.
In Florida. About to go to a zoo where they let you hold alligators. Nothing will go wrong there I’m sure....
Dude, I just google image searched "May day porn." No idea who this chick actually is. A reverse google image search suggests that she is a big tittied Latina. Keep looking and keep us in the loop. I'm sure you'll get to the bottom of this one.
On sunday a flamingo attacked my wife’s butt. Because, Florida. Sunshine is nice, but I can’t wait to go home.
I have no time management skills. Every off day that I'm working in the yard turns into a scramble at dinner. Fuck it, time for pizza. Is Papa Murphy any good?
Remember everyone's favorite rub-n-tug billionaire Robert Kraft? He pleaded not guilty despite video evidence, and now prosecutors are trying to hold his lawyers in contempt of court for lying. This case is like Caddyshack meets the Florida Man twitter feed.