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[WDT] LOTTO DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 17, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy National Lottery Day.

    Anyone ever hit it big at the casino or with lotto tickets? Biggest win and greatest story?

    Personally I never play because it seems like a waste to me. I derive little joy from losing my hard earned dollars in that way, finding it more satisfying to eat my money away. I do enjoy the odd game of poker but that's more of a game with betting rather than random chance.

    Here's Britain's youngest Euro millions winner, Jane Park:

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    She's 23. 23 or 33, amiright?

    Don't get me wrong. She's a hot 33, but still.

    The Casino:
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    Ingredients
    • 4 oz. gin
    • ¼ oz. maraschino liqueur
    • ¼ oz. lemon juice
    • 4 dashes orange bitters
    • Maraschino cherry
    • Glass type: Coupe
    Instructions
    1. Add your gin, maraschino liqueur, lemon juice and orange bitters to your mixing glass with ice.
    2. Stir.
    3. Pour into your coupe.
    4. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
     
  2. NatCH

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    This is the best I can think of, even though it didn't happen to me.

    Back when my wife and I were dating, two of her coworkers were carpooling, and stopped at McDonald's on the way, while they were doing the Monopoly game. They got their drinks, and her friend grabbed her drink and pulled off the tabs - she had fuckin' Boardwalk and Park Place together.

    A funny addition to the story, she was in a fender bender over a year before this happened. Suddenly the other driver had some lasting pain....
    The judge threw their case out pretty quick.
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    Wow, nice hips on that one.

    When it comes to the lottery/ gambling, I suck at it, and I always lose.
    So I don't do it anymore.

    However, I used to work with a guy who would spend about ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS A DAY on scratch off lottery tickets (which is a total scam).

    I don't know how he could afford to do that; he made less than I did, and I couldn't afford that.
     
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    lottery is a tax on those who are bad at math
     
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    The only winning scratch off I ever won on was given to me at my job, already scratched off, by a police officer who received it from a random person in the parking lot across the street. Cuz, ethics or whatever.
     
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    I'm pretty good at betting on the triple crown races. Picking exactas and other exotic bets when I have tons of information on heavily followed horses, I've been really successful. Now that I can do it on my phone for any race in the country on horses with limited information, I usually just break even, so I don't even risk it anymore unless I'm incredibly bored.

    Can't wait for Virginia to get the casinos up and running for some higher stakes poker.
     
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    Does Nicky hook you up?

     
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    Hello Jane.

    Im not really into gambling a whole lot. Even when I’m at a casino, I drink more than I gamble. Because in my mind, all that money spent gambling could be spent on beer and alcohol is a sure thing.
     
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    I gamble. A lot. Poker, Blackjack, Craps, DFS, Sportsbook. If there is a chance to wager on something, I've probably bet on it.

    Since the pandemic has kept all the casinos closed I've turned mostly to betting on DFS eSports. Basically fantasy sports of video game sports.
    Having said that, I'm one of a very small percentage of players who actually make money when I gamble. It's not a lot as I don't overextend myself at this stage of my life, but I'm a winning player and it's a hobby where a lot of my working life skills translate nicely.
    I did play poker professionally circa 2005-2011 until Black Friday killed all the online US poker sites and I had A LOT of money stuck on numerous poker sites for over 2 years.

    Best gambling story was probably winning ~10k in a wild night of poker in a private club in NYC and then hearing the place got held up a couple nights after and then raided and shutdown a couple months later. NYC poker clubs in the mid 2000's were out of control.
     
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    I dont gamble. So many invitations to Vegas and I am like....I dont gamble, drink or pay for sex. So...I will either fuck off and do my own thing or be bored as hell. Or drugs.

    I dont mind a lottery ticket every now and again. I actually used a ticket as a deal sweetener when I was buying a used car. A few years ago when the jackpot was billions, the winner was about 12 miles from my parents house.

    Back in the day, you could buy bottles of liquor from the casino in NC on Sundays, and it was like an hour away. So I went, at 16 years old with a fake ID to the casino, where you had to be 21 to enter. The first person that I saw was my dad...who was like, "how did you get in and the fuck are you doing here?"
     
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    I mean there’s some cool shows there but yeah, overall not the place to be if you don’t drink or gamble. There’s thrills like the old Vegas zip line but that’s a fucking rip off and there’s the stratosphere jump but you can skydive for close to the same price if you wait for a deal.

    I drink but don’t gamble and get bored of Vegas real quick. First time I was there I spent the last day doing the N.Y. rollercoaster over and over again.

    last time I was there we were with our daughter* and the container park was a good diversion for her.

    *we were vacationing in Utah and the closest airport was Vegas so we spent our last night there.
     
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    Funny thing is, the people who have the most fun in Sin City are the kids. There’s pools and rides and endless wing-dings to trip over in that town that’s a blast for them. Adults get the pleasure of getting harassed by other adults who are drunker than them or thrown out of the club on a door admission robbery.

    I’m sure there’s a a large group out there who wish Vegas could somehow return to its exclusive, cool-vibe escapism built by bloodshed but that toothpaste is not going back in the tube. It’s HookerDisney now.
     
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    Vegas was great to people watch and just walk around and look at the hugeness of everything.

    We started collecting the escort cards at first like baseball cards but quickly realized how many of them there were scattered about like garbage and it was depressing. So that was stopped after about an hour.
     
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    Does anyone out there know what butt-implants feel like? (Once they are implanted.)
    I've had the privilege of feeling both kinds of breast implants in the wild; silicone feels about like the real thing, saline implants feel like tennis balls.

    But yesterday, I was at the grocery store, and I saw a woman with a beautiful ass... But it didn't really match the rest of her body, and I wondered if she might have implants.
    That got me thinking: if you were to hook up with a woman with a fake ass, how would you know?
     
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    I don't gamble, but I felt the need to at least drop a $20 when I was going through Vegas, for posterity's sake. Blackjack, won $70, stopped. I bought breakfast for me and the two frat brothers I was travelling with. My story is that I beat Vegas.
     
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    I don’t know girls are doing wonders at the gym with those barbell crotch thrust. Look at an unbrushed photo of Kim Kardashian’s diaper butt ass.


    I haven’t been on a actual long road trip in years and t mobile has upped the covers and I’m surfing the internet watching video clips. God I wish I had this growing up.
     
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    No, this woman didn't look like she worked out.
    She wasn't out of shape, but her legs weren't toned, and her butt/ thigh-ratio wasn't right.
     
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    The entertainment that is the push of a button away now would be simply unfathomable two decade ago. Every movie. Every song. Every show. At the speed of a bullet.

    I used to think my home video library of VHS movies was The Tits back in the day. I even had the two-tape Natural Born Killers director’s cut as a prize showpiece. Then DVD’s came along “Hey sorry bro, but thanks for blowing all this money you fucking uncool dinosaur. START OVER!!!”
     
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    I just had sweet maple gravy, and its like Canadian honey butter.

    It tastes like Elisha Cuthberts pussy on ecstasy.

    More please.
     
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    I just had delivered some Tasmanian Leatherwood Honey.

    Fucking hell is it amazing. It has a slight pepperish overtone that is hard to describe that makes ot incredibly flavorful.
     
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