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[WDT] LOTTERY DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 16, 2021.

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    Please tell me you’re doing Pizza in a Cup

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    @NatCH It's really quite simple. Step 1, Spend ridiculous amounts of time and effort trying to learn things about fantasy sports. Step 2, enter a single lineup into Draftkings for your weakest sport, in this case golf. Step 3, ?????. Step 4, When Sunday afternoon comes you do a wire transfer for a boatload of cash to your bank account.
    I've been gambling in some form or another for almost 20 years now. First I played poker professionally for a few years, then it was casual playing, then it was sportsbetting, then it was blackjack for a while, and now it's DFS. This is definitely an outlier result, but that's sort of the name of the game. Make a little money consistently here and there and hit the big payoff when the stars align.

    Definitely have a lot to learn about trailers. I had been looking at trucks to make it easier, but there really isn't a small version of a UPS truck out there. It's either a weird box truck shape which is totally impractical, or it's an 18' monster that I just don't need.
     
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    The best thing about comedians like this is that they DON’T waste their years on SNL (or similar dreck) being forced to churn out garbage.
     
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    No kidding. He spent 1 year on SNL as a performer, then got demoted to the writing staff and then I think he was eventually fired. His show is a million times funnier than anything SNL has put out in 2 decades.
     
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    Finally back home. I would just like to say that I hope I die before I become anything resembling the wife's grandfather. I hope I never treat loved ones the way he does. Jesus, that was a miserable trip.

    If the man I knew ten years ago, even 3 years ago, saw himself today, he'd kick his own ass
     
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    This is cool.

    Metallica is celebrating the 30th Anniversary of the The Black Album, with the 53's tracks each being covered by a different artist. Here's a great example off the album, by one of the greatest country music singer/songwriters going today imo

     
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    sorry to double post but oh fuck no...



    Want proof that we're living in a simulation? The following sentence is true: the Foo Fighter's Bee Gees tribute band, the Dee Gees, first album will be titled "HAIL SATIN"

    were all of the drugs consumed for this?
     
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    And a McGregor broken leg completes the youtube recommendation rabbit hole trifecta!!



    That mcgregor shit only started showing up in the first place after I got hurt. Stupid tracking cookies, all "we saw you searched for 'make this leg pain go away!' perhaps you would also like to watch 'gruesome leg injury on repeat!''"
     
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    More garage night music

     
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    Did y'all know that asparagus poisoning is a thing?
    Because it happened to Jungle Julia last night.

    I made some baked asparagus sticks, which she loved, and later that night she had really bad GI pain.
    She thought that she just had to shit, and she ended up passing out on the toilet and hitting her head.
    (No shit, though.)
     
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    I did not but I think the wife and I might've just been gassed or something. We were out eating dinner and my eyes started burning. I said "Hey, did your eyes just start burning?" "Yes!" It continued for a few minutes so I chugged my beer and on the way home she said she felt really nauseous. She walked in the door, went directly to the bed to lay down and is now asleep. I'm feeling a little light headed myself.
     
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    so how does it happen and how do you get rid of it?

    this is all the evidence I need to tell my wife I’m allergic to asparagus
     
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    You get it by eating too much asparagus.

    You get rid of it by painfully digesting it, or by calling your local witch- doctor.
     
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