But in my version, you get to eat pussyroni. I’M ON FUCKIN VACATION BITCHES. Not going anywhere. That sucks. But NOT GOING TO WORK EITHER. So that’s cool! Hear me out though. HEAR ME OUT. ADULT SIZE FRUIT SNACK POUCHES. Shark Bites. BUT LIKE A FULL TO BURSTING ZIPLOCK SANDWICH BAG OF EM FUCK YES
I would overpay for shark bites like I was buying a Florida condo. Where/how in the fuck do I get some of that tiger shark glory?
Not entirely the same. But Betty Crocker’s recipe is still pretty close. Just no tiger sharks or great whites.
Also, you have to have two little bitch pouches of them to enjoy it! Black Forest puts their gummy bears in a big resealable bag. I want my Betty Crocker Avengers(TM) fruit snacks in a fuckin’ SACK.
They make good gummy worms. Maybe you’ll see me in the worm lines while you drive by in your fancy car, with your fancy brown mustard.
Albanese sour gummy bears are like crack. I bought a case of them on sale and ate them all within a month.
Y'all are all wrong. It's okay, because I was, too, until I discovered the most glorious gummi bears of all. I used to be a Black Forest guy. And, then they changed the formula and the mold. The previous ones, up until about 5-6 years ago had their arms pointed towards you. They wanted to come into your welcome mouth and give your taste buds a hug. I used to buy the big ass bag at Sam's. Then, disaster struck, and they made changes. Now, they are shaped like they're falling backwards out of an airplane without a chute. (which is the fate they deserve) I wrote to the company and asked them why they changed and they wrote back, saying we are sorry you don't like the change. Here's a $5 coupon for more gummy bears. (Black Forest are gummy. The good ones are gummi.) Albanese are okay, but they're too plasticy for me. You know who makes Black Forest Gummy Bears? Ferrara Candy Company. You know what else Ferrara makes? Publix store brand Gummi Bears. Do yourself a favor. Find them and you will thank me. They are the best, and are superior to all others. That's all I eat, now. And, like seriously, I eat 4 bags a week. If you don't have Publix in your area, then I'm sorry you live in a poor part of town. I have a friend who asks me to send her some regularly, because she lives in California and can't get them.
Thought I was past eating gummi bears in 5th grade. If I eat another one now it better have a high thc content.
The best part is that they work equally well as an absent-minded workday snack, and for drunkenly cramming fistfuls into your pie hole while sipping bourbon at 3am.
If anyone wants a fun Instagram account to follow, Preachers-n-Sneakers is pretty good. Its about all the high-end designer shit mega church founders wear. My wife's friend was highly successful in running her own business for years and then one day gave it all up to go work at some mega church down south. Her pastor is one of the most popular ones posted frequently on that account.
I've never had them so I also just ordered a bag. They better be sour sour not amateur sour. If not, you're in trouble.
Oh, they're not ultra-sour, but the gummy bears actually have pleasant flavors, so you don't want the sour to overwhelm that. Someone at work ordered some of these and those were probably the most sour candy I've ever had. Far more so than the "toxic waste" candies.