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[WDT]LAST DAY AT WORK [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2018.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Alright, this is usually the point where shegirl or 'wildered wanders in a slams the door on this mother, to open the new WDT. So, idiots, you've got a lot to live up to this weekend. I mean, just the past few weeks Sharona dropped her mod biznass all over us, shim had major surgery, RotN had a brain tumor (no, really!) and audrey posted topless photos in the boobie thread. Come on, TiB! Roll out.
     
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    I need to give a husband brag even though I know he’ll never read it -

    I’m pretty much helpless right now. I can pee on my own and feed myself but every thing else I have to rely on his help with.

    He’s not a blood person at all, doesn’t like it. I have four drains right now and he has to “milk” them so I don’t clot up. He’s all in y’all. Forget his blood aversion. He’s just handling it. And I’m so thankful bc doing those drains by myself is a challenge.
     
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    What’s the pooping situation? Does he have to get in there and pull the logs out or you got that covered?
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    I got that covered. I’ll spare him as much as possible the grossness of it all. I want him to still like me later.
     
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    Sorry I mean the last xmen movie(apocoalypse) not the stand alone Wolverine which was probably the best.
     
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    There are only 3 x-men movies worth watching.

    X-men first class (the one with Kevin bacon).
    Days of future past ( with the midget from elf)
    And Logan.

    The rest are bad.
     
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    Logan might as well be a different franchise. It is a western where some of the characters have superpowers instead of guns. Also instead of John Wayne, the two leads are classically-trained Shakespearean stage actors.
     
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    I havent watched anything after Xmen 3 (which is that bad) in the over all franchise. Xmen Origins Wolverine is bar none the shittiest film that ever shitted and had their husband remove the shit log from their asscrack. Havent seen the two other Wolverine movies.
     
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    I totally agree with you - but Logan is absolutely not a shitty movie at all. It is, I think, the best they’ve done with those characters.
     
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    Today was my last day of work! I didn't think I would be sad but I welled up with tears talking to one of my doctor friends. He is the curmudgeony grandfather I never had and he had a way of delivering words that makes them sound so profound. Hearing him say nice things about me was just the thing to make me cry like a baby.

    On to weekend drunkenness! Thanks for starting us off Rush.
     
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    Don’t forget both Deadpool movies. And Venom looks promising, but should have been in the MCU instead.
     
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    If nothing else watch Logan. It might be the best comic book movie ever made. All the X-Men movies ranked:
    1. Logan
    2. Days of Future Past
    3. X2
    4. First Class
    5. X-Men
    6. Apocalypse
    7. The Wolverine
    8. Origins: Wolverine
    9. The Last Stand
     
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    1) Logan
    2) Deadpool
    3) X2
    4) Deadpool 2
    5) First Class
    6) Days Of Future Past
    7) X-Men
    8) Last Stand
    9) Apocalypse
    10) The Wolverine
    11) Plan 9 From Outer Space
    12) Black market child murder footage
    13) Origins: Wolverine

    “Dark Phoenix” is looking to suck like Apocalypse did. And they already did that in Last Stand which also wasn’t good.
     
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    It sucks they botched the Phoenix saga so badly. It was a great storyline that lead into Inferno.
     
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    No love for The Watchmen?
     
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    A friend of mine needs to give herself shots. Except she can't give herself shots, she's to squeamish. She's asked me several times and as soon as she sees me with the needle in my hand she starts yelping like a puppy that just had it's tail stepped on and squeals for someone else to do it. A couple weeks ago there was no one else, she started yelping and I just gave her the shot before she could protest any further, because the whole thing was getting tiring. Her eyes welled up with tears and she was all "Oh my God! That didn't hurt at all!" Yeah, no shit.

    In retrospect, I probably shouldn't of told her all about my medical prowess involving barnyard animals.
     
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    I’m not a yelper, I’m a hisser. He has to work the tubes and I can feel them inside and it makes me hiss because it hurts and that bothers him.
     
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    The Watchmen is great, and I'd put it in that top group of comic book movies along with Nolan's Batman Trilogy, but Logan is an amazing film even for people who have zero interest in the super hero genre.
     
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    Well, that's just frightening. If my friend had hissed at me I probably would've stabbed her in the forehead with the needle.

    Kudos to your hubby.
     
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