Can we stop talking about the damn logo? Who's getting fucked up/ fucked tonight? It's the damn LABOR DAY WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD tonight.
I'm having a few beverages while I sit here waiting for my pulled hamstring to heal. Tried driving today and yeah, no, I can't drive yet... it sucked. Today was just a relaxing day lounging around the house, as I had a day off from work (the whole company has a 4 day weekend). Ordered in some food, opened a bottle of wine, enjoying a few rum and gingers. And one of my favourite hacks is to use frozen berries in a drink instead of ice cubes.
Happy Labor Day weekend! Dixie, you are the threadwinner. Just exactly what do you have planned this weekend? I bet you are secretly the whippet king and the pics you post of all the empty cans are yours.
Go fuck yourself! You'll probably do a better job, anyway! While I will freely admit that I've done whippets (and many other drugs), I haven't done them in over ten years. These days, I just drink safe, legal alcohol. The "whippets in a road" just a weird phenomenon that has captured my attention, because it just seems so bizarre to me. Why in the road? Does it mean something? My weekend plans are all going to be automotive/ home related. Y'all can expect an update to the Automotive thread soon. JJ is surfing the crimson wave, if y'all know what I mean, so that means no bedroom fun. Let's hear from the rest of y'all.
Same, wife went out of town again with the explorer. Every time lately it seems when ever she takes it out something goes wrong. Last road trip the AC clutch blew up. This time, she said it the brakes started grinding only when stopping then it progressed to all the time. So that is what i will be doing tomorrow.
Last couple days of summer vacation and I planned to just relax. Then for some reason my in-laws, who live an hour away, wanted to all come to our town for dinner. We had to think of a place where her one brother’s family could eat because the wife is picky and their two sons who are on some spectrum or other and even pickier… That place is closed tomorrow. Guess where they’re all coming now? We just had our carpets steam cleaned and all interior projects are done. The house looks great. So I already told the wife, no running out, tracking in dirt and grass clippings all afternoon, and all shoes come OFF. She agreed. Now I have to check my beer supply to keep my nerves calm.
Planning a bachelor party in Sedona in a few weeks. Anyone have any suggestions cool/weird shit to check out? Vortex tours, UFO tours, wine tours, etc.? Traditional stuff like strip clubs are a no-go since it's for a gay dude and his fiancé is also coming.
Maynard from Tool has a whole wine thing nearby there. In Jerome and Cottonwood, I believe. I’ve always wanted to go, but from everything I’ve seen, it looks really nice.
Buddy is having a bbq at his place today. We've had great pool weather for the last few weeks but today is overcast and 70s so booooo. Not taking the boat out this weekend due to it being Labor Day weekend and that brings all the idiots out. But also because bunch of other idiots are doing a "Trump Flotilla" and not getting caught up with all that BS.
Lame. Each of those men deserve their own bachelor party. They still do those? I don't think we've had one in several years. Since I posted that pic of the pontoon stuck on a bridge column.
Let me tell you all a little secret right now.: Being daydrunk on Labour Day Weekend is under-fucking-rated.
The friend throwing the BBQ is my friend with cancer. He just texted and said he's having a rough day and has to cancel. God damn cancer sucks
Tell me about it. They're actually already married, and none of his husband's friends are coming so I don't know why he is. He's cool, so whatever. This is my friends group from high school, so if I don't plan shit the whole weekend will be a lot of sitting around. I'm not flying out there from Boston for that shit.
I’m a fan of a good desert swim spot. Something about being in the water surrounded by desert. I’d look for a spot with a short hike in and pack a dope picnic with lots of good beer and wine and fancy snacks. But maybe I’m lame and that isn’t bachelor party worthy?
I don't think that's lame... this group very much does not "get after it," so that might be up their alley. Last time I tried to force the issue, after a few rounds of beer, I bought Fireball shots for the group. But instead, I had the bartender do Tequila shots with a splash of Fireball to make the color somewhat consistent. A few of them threw up and I was the villain of the weekend. So I'm keeping this one low-key.