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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 30, 2021.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I know that people are making ventriloquist jokes about the Biden-Carter photo . . .
    "I guess we know who's opening for Jeff Dunham on the next tour! Heyooo"

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    But, the more impressive thing in that photo to me, is Mrs. Carter is wearing a smart watch! She's older than my mom, and I can't get her to figure out how to ignore spam email offers.
     
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    Just saw two gorgeous red foxes in my street.

    Any ideas on how to keep them around, without putting them in danger?

    So fucking cool to see them, especially with that red coat. I always figured Grey's were more common.
     
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    The largest weed dispensary on the eastern seaboard opens today in Boston. It’s the size of a supermarket. Guess I have to make a rare trip back into the city.
     
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    Leave them alone and encourage others to do the same and to act like there are foxes around (don't let small pets out alone, put any food trash in a can when it's outside, etc.). In general--and no surprise here--people are the biggest threat. They'll see a fox and freak out like there's only a matter of time before they're waiting in your closet with an axe (my neighbors are dumb asses).

    We have several foxes here and they are really cool to watch. They are generally very skittish so they'll keep their distance. They haven't built a den under my house or anything, so as far as I'm concerned, they're harmless.

    Short of throwing meat into your woods, you can do things to attract their prey. I've noticed a big reduction in squirrels this year and a notable uptick in fox sightings. Put up or build one of those corn cob squirrel feeders and the foxes will learn to watch the buffet soon enough.
     
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    This is excellent advice. We have several fox dens in our neighborhood and everyone has adopted the ideas that @effinshenanigans posted. We get to see them out and about frequently, including playing/hunting on my lawn. Just two days ago one got into a stare down with our cat in the front window. Beautiful animals.
     
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    Speaking of wildlife sightings, this one has been around a lot lately.

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    Foxes are majestic but coyotes have been dominating here for a while and they are not. I passed on a shot at big one during gun week as not to spook the deer. We had a burgeoning turkey population a few years ago but once my grandpa’s golden died they moved back into the land and the turkey groups diminished.
     
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    Reds are the more common in the DMV region. You'd be surprised how much wildlife is running around even in DC.
     
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    There are probably some foxes around here but coyotes are far more common. They've been sited on the trails around here at dusk and I saw one crossing the road early on my way to work one morning. Dude was huge and seemed like the size of a german shepherd but the proportions were all wrong compared to a dog.
     
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    Oh and let's not forget about the pieces of deer found in the park from cougar kills. Yeehaw, motherfucker.
     
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    God dam that is big.
     
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    Anyone else get irrationally angry at the advertisements for iPhone games where in the short little video the person playing is a fucking moron who can't solve even the simplest of puzzles and it makes me want to download the game to record myself completing the level they can't seem to get past and emailing it to everyone who works for the company with a long letter stating how fucking stupid they are? No? Just me?

    I've noticed as I've gotten older, I have a shorter and shorter fuse when it comes to weird things like this. 5 years ago, guy driving like an idiot in traffic, I'd just shake my head and go along my way. Now, I shout out loud how I hope they crash their car and their entire family burns alive in the most horrific way imaginable. Someone is rude in a retail setting, I used to toe the company line of customer is always right, try and make them happy. Now, I jump straight to try and eviscerate them verbally or mentally without a second thought. I'm wondering if it's years of playing online games which is having this change in behavior or if I'm actually suffering from some sort of brain degeneration which is manifesting itself in this way.
     
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    I always just assumed it's how my PTSD manifests.
     
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    FTFY
     
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    That's exactly the goal of the ad. It's specifically designed to get you to feel annoyed or superior so that you can prove how much better you are.
     
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    One born every minute, hot-cha-cha-cha!!
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    Mission failed. I kept scrolling. Then got bored and masturbated. Again.
     
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    Hey, some of us went to that headspace way earlier, and found out it got us laughs, so we kept doing it. Then it got us green dots on message boards.
     
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    And boobies.
     
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