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[WDT] JULY 4th WEEKEND [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 2, 2021.

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  1. Juice

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    I wonder if there’s a way to find out when the shifts change at BunnyRanch that way you can get someone fresh and not someone that's been getting pounded by truckers and Saudi businessmen for 8 hours already? Kind of like a new blackjack dealer.
     
    #61 Juice, Jul 6, 2021
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    Swear to christ I thought it was outside Vegas. I was at a bar in Reno.
     
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    The new dealer was pounding out players their last shift.
     
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    You probably have to pay extra for that.
     
    #64 Chase!, Jul 6, 2021
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    I wonder if there's like a dip stick or something that you can check to see how full they are... like checking the oil on your car...
     
    #65 Nettdata, Jul 6, 2021
  6. Chase!

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    That's......a disturbing thought....
     
    #66 Chase!, Jul 6, 2021
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    I don’t know the official term but it usually involves a cuck’s tongue, a black bull, and a yoga teacher hotwife. It’s how you spot the real from the fake cuck videos.
     
    #67 Kubla Kahn, Jul 6, 2021
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    Either you've seen too much porn or I haven't seen enough.
     
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    Just use a black light on them like Dateline used to do to hotel rooms back in the 90’s. And like the almighty father Iceberg Slim once said: “Your bitch is only good for 500 fucks. Then the mileage shows.” So when they start looking like Air Force Amy, back the fuck away.
     
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    If you stick your cock in and it comes out looking like a glazed stick from Dunkin’ Donuts you have your answer.
     
    #70 Juice, Jul 6, 2021
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    There are other ranches in Pahrump, which is indeed right outside Vegas. The last time I was there, admittedly 30 years ago, there were guides available at every convenience store and gas station that listed the ranches and who was working.
     
    #71 Misanthropic, Jul 6, 2021
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    What’s funny is I knew exactly who were talking about when I read this. There was that show, on HBO I think, that filmed at the Bunny Ranch I remember watching.
     
    #73 walt, Jul 6, 2021
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    Ehhh?

    [​IMG]
     
    #74 bewildered, Jul 6, 2021
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    Yeah, I probably would.
     
    #75 walt, Jul 6, 2021
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    You use a straw and see how far down you have to go before you start blowing bubbles.
     
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    Note to self: With the time zone difference between here and there, catching up on last night (over there) posts while eating breakfast (over here) can reduce one's appetite.
     
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    I personally like the one where they followed around the strippers from that one club in, Miami, I think? The story lines were more robust.

    EDIT* Just checked, it was actually a strip club in bumfuck Pennsylvania.
     
    #78 Popped Cherries, Jul 6, 2021
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    yall these broken legs fucking HURT!! Goddamn. I thought I had a really high pain tolerance from... well basically all my past medical history. But this shit is absolutely evil.

    And sadly now I think I gotta call my doctor back and be like "hey, can I get some xrays on the other one too? I think that one is broken as well." Wtf am I supposed to do if I have two broken legs? Are you even allowed to drive at that point? I'm considering just sucking it up and not saying anything, because it's *just* the fibula.
     
    #79 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 7, 2021
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    At least it isn't two broken arms. You ever tried jerking yourself off with your feet? It's bloody difficult.
     
    #80 Fiveslide, Jul 7, 2021
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