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[WDT] IT'S FALL Y'ALL [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 26, 2025.

  1. Aetius

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    I am tragically at the outset of a diet to try to shave some weight before ski season. I ate a lb of brussel sprouts today.
     
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    I can only imagine you cramping up and farting up a storm for the next 2 days.
     
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    People keep saying that, but I don't think there's that much fiber in brussel sprouts. It's got less than half the fiber, by weight, that Grape Nuts has.
     
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    Then go double down. Let me know how it goes.
     
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    I roasted them, so we're good to go.
     
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    Report back tomorrow, cadet.
     
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    I had a lb yesterday as well, so this is day 2. YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH MY IRON GUT.
     
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    the foreshadowing is strong with this one
     
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    You know there are other vegetables, right? Brussies aren’t bad, but a pound a day of the same food 2 days in a row sounds wild.

    May I suggest a bag of French beans sautéed in sesame oil with an aggressive amount of garlic and Szechuan pepper? Or perhaps a pile of grilled asparagus with soy butter sauce? Maybe a nice arugula salad with some lentils and tomatoes and goat cheese?
     
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    Brussel sprouts are horrific. What is wrong with all of you.

    My new go-to vegetable side dish that I make is celery root mash. Cut it up like a potato, mash it with some minced fennel and use as a bed for braised short ribs. Way healthier than polenta, etc.
     
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    When drizzled with some olive oil and roasted in the oven, they’re amazing.
     
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    When they’re roasted to almost crispy, and drizzled with some W sauce or balsamic, they are quite tasty indeed.
     
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    Don't forget to mix in at least a full pound of chopped bacon while you're at it.
     
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    Solid option.