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[WDT] IT'S FALL Y'ALL [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 24, 2021.

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  1. bewildered

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    I am so damned excited about the change of seasons. Summer is always a good time around here but we did have some heat waves that dampened my spirits. I've got all the fall decor out (and am shopping for more), have a half gallon of apple pie moonshine in the fridge, and have my light therapy ready. Fall, bring it.

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    Trying to find sexy autumn women has me googling "how to keep stock photos out of google image results." Apparently there's a browser extension for that.

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    It didn't really work.

    Happy Friday, y'all! Here's to a refreshing weekend to you all.
     
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    I've been "told" that there's a subreddit for stuff like what you were searching for that may or may not be r/NotSafeForNature. Not that I've ever visited anything like that...
     
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    Yeah, and I’ve “heard” of a movie called Shake That Bear….
     
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    The number of bugs and dirty surfaces makes this not a sexy concept. Then again naked boobies can make just about anything sexy.
     
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    I always look at the beach ones and think, isn't getting sand in your vagina uncomfortable? I mean, it's not usually my first thought, but eventually.

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    Not many people know this, but if they keep the sand there long enough they'll make a pearl.

    I just happened across this tonight. Kind of like The Hu, except Norse. (Wiki description here. It doesn't mention Celtic influence, but I hear some Celtic in it.) It's rather hypnotic and I think it may have summoned an elemental into the house.

     
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    Heilung is simply incredible. Truly nothing like them on earth, and they use actual Iron Age poetry as their lyrics.
     
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    They certainly are. That started me down a rabbit hole last night of traditional European music with, for lack of a better term, a metal influence. And what could be more metal than angry pagan gods, vikings, rattling bones and wearing a deer rack on your head?
     
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    We were listening to this in the garage Thursday night. Couldn’t really get into it.
     
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    You might check out what led me down this rabbit hole: Wagakki Band. It's a mix of metal and trad Japanese with kind of a Satriani vibe.

     
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    "JoE ROgAN WaNtZ to SuE CnN"- why journalism is dead
     
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    Hubs is constructing a hanging sling so we can get the dog's nails. She's a terror to trim. I don't know how this one is going to end. Hopefully with properly trimmed nails but we will see. In the meantime.... Wine.
     
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    Have you guys tried counter-conditioning?

    It doesn't always work. One dog I had was the most chill dog in the world until you touched his nails, and then it took two vets, a muzzle and a blanket to trim them. But I've had other good experiences taking it slow - slowly escalating (over weeks) from treating just for seeing the nail clippers across the room, then moving them closer, then treating for tapping the nail clippers on his feet, treating for just doing one nail, etc. Just important to go (painfully, frustratingly) slow.
     
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    We've worked on her literally for years. I think we've had her about 6 years now, done all the things you described. She has gotten a lot better. I can touch her paws and she's chill about it, but as soon as the clippers come out she gets super vigilant and will skirt you and do whatever it takes to prevent contact with the clippers. We have worked and worked and can't trim them at all without extreme measures. At some point, they become overgrown claws and we just have to do it. It usually ends up with my husband having bleeding scratches everywhere. In recent years we've just taken her to the vet and I've warned them, but the techs are still surprised at how difficult she is. One girl ended up with scratches everywhere and was like "I know what you mean now", another time they quit halfway because they ended up nicking her badly (which not only made a mess because they did not inform me but worsened her anxiety.) It's just a fucking mess and her claws, which she uses like a cat to play, can really fuck up the surfaces she jumps down from or hurt us by accident during playtime.

    The sling worked. Took 5 minutes to trim and then sand off the edges. We can easily do this each week and get them to a more manageable length.

    Our other dog has zero problems with his nails. He pulls them back halfheartedly at most.

    I'm going to reinforce the holes, especially where the ratchet straps feed through, now that we know it is a solution. Glad that our old couch covers are getting their second life.

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    I lived in Canmore, Alberta for a winter when I turend 18. Where I live (Saskatechewan) the drinking is 19. Alberta is 18 and I was driving distance from 3 of the best snoboarding mountains in the rockies.

    There was a hiking trail just outside of town where a mountain lion was stalking hikers, and scalping them. It got like 6 hikers in as many months. It would just jump off a rock or out of a tree, rip the top of their heads off, and bail.

    Fucking cats. They kill for fun.
     
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    That is one pitiful looking pup!

    Yeah, one of our family dogs growing up was like that. Nothing could be done. For a while we paid extra at the local vet and they did the aforementioned process of subduing him (and he was SUCH a chill dog that this nightmare never even dissuaded him from being excited when he arrived at the vet), then he broke one of the radiators in his struggles and caused a small flood, and they started refusing to do it anymore.
     
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    this is the reason I have one of those 5.11 Fanny packs that holds my clock 19. I have not used it yes, as I don’t feel the need, but I do have it just in case and I know many other runners in the area who use the same setup.
     
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    Oh my! Ours hasn't broken anything like that.... Yet. But we are so over paying $20 for a nail trim. And since her nails are totally black, a responsible groomer trims less, not more, which makes it feel like an even worse use of $20.
     
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