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[WDT] INTERNATIONAL BEER DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 2, 2019.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Who you calling old? Fuck you.

    Wait, what were we talking about?
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Okay guys, this morning, Jungle Julia said that she wants us to get married.
    I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    I want to be with her, but I don't like the idea of marriage.
     
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    I think this needs a reality show.
     
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    Depends on who the breadwinner is. I’m going to guess you make more otherwise she wouldn’t be so interested in marriage.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Holy Cynical Batman.

    Women are usually genetically motivated to nest, so it’s a normal reaction by 90% of the women I’ve known... nothing to do with finances. They just want their man, officially.
     
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    Yeah... more of a mark of stability, permanence, and a promise for that to continue.
     
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    Was it marry me or I trim my bush?
     
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    What does being married change for you two? I assume you're already living together? Lil bandit turns(ed?) 18 soon so there isn't any custody ramifications there, right? So is it just a mental block for you? Or more of the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mindset?
     
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    WSB in general is one of the consistently funny places on reddit that isn’t over-moderated, reminds me of TMMB in a way. A year or so ago some guy sunk his life-savings into crypto and they heckled him non-stop for it.
     
  11. Nettdata

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    Never mind the moron who went full-retard on puts with his Robin Hood Account... zero KYC done by Robin Hood and he ended up owing over $100k on a $5k account. Wups.
     
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    Lol how is that even possible on Robin Hood. You have to put in work to do that.
     
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    A brief summary.
     
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    Wow. So he used options he already had as leverage against others? How did RH not get in trouble with the SEC for that shit? At least he got out with 10K I guess.
     
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    They buried it pretty fast and basically said "no, you don't have to pay it back, just STFU about it already"

    I was watching it happen real-time and it was pretty fucking hilarious.

    Lots of "wait... you did what now?"

    Totally new levels of autism...
     
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    It was amazing. Everyone with an ounce of financial knowledge explaining exactly how there's no such thing as a free lunch and here's exactly how the thing might explode. And then it did.
     
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    But meanwhile he'd withdrawn a shit-ton of cash out of his Robin Hood account so they were only able to get like $10k on what he owed, if I remember correctly.

    Then things went quiet as RH and him did some back room deals to unfuck that very public (at least in WSB circles) fuckup.
     
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    The stock market is essentially a game where every time someone comes up with a new min-max strategy someone's grandma starves to death.
     
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    (I could have it backwards... maybe he got out with 10k and they wanted more from him... that might make more sense).

    Still, instead of suing him, I think they all just said, "let's try and forget this ever happened and make it so nobody else can do this ever again".

    Haven't heard an update since.
     
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