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[WDT] HURRICANE PARTY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 20, 2023.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Soooo… I may have caused some shit here in the sports bar.

    They’ve got the ALCS game on.. Houston vs Texas.

    There are 2 groups here vocally supporting each team.

    The Texas supporters seem cool. The Houston fans sound like whiny dicks.

    I may have ordered said Houston fans a round of shirley temples, anonymously.

    They may not have taken it well.

    Oh well. just #hurricanethings
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    That seems right. All my experience with Houston fans is that they're whiny dicks.
     
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    Should have loudly asked if you can buy them a round of trash can punch
     
  4. Nettdata

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    You’re missing the anonymous fun in this.

    They think a Texas fan did it.

    Texas fans are confused.

    The waiter I bought off is fully committed.
     
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    I’m just the loner watching F1 on his laptop drinking blender drinks.

    No way I’m a suspect.
     
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    I'd normally say you're setting up a bar fight, except Astros fans are pussies.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    It is Mexico during a hurricane. They may be punching above their weight class by now.
     
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    The Texas fans all look like they work on oil rigs.
    Would not fuck with.
     
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    As a Cowboys fan, I can confidently say that 99% of Astros fans are like Cowboys/Lakers fans: bandwagoning dicks. Don't fuck with Texans fans. They'll break you in half with their handshake.
     
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    Yeah. Astros fans look like accountants.
     
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    Texas fans look like they work on oil rigs and wrestle cattle for shits and giggles.
     
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    They're either that, or ghetto baby mommas.
     
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    I did introduce one of them to spicy Caesars.

    He was drinking a muchalada(?) and asked what I was drinking… he’s a fan.
     
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    All I could think was, somebody's getting torn up like a Mexican hurricane. Good job, @Nettdata , you're throwing chaos bombs like a professional.

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    And now he just bought a round for his friends.

    That went from “clam juice!?!?” to “that’s fucking good” in a hurry. lol
     
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    Drunk and bored can be a dangerous combo.

    Some of us just want to watch the world burn.

    @malisbad knows how we like to day drink… it has consequences!
     
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    Oohhh… that 3 run shot by Texas did not go well with the Shirley Temple crowd.
     
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    Astros fans are fucking annoying. Houstonians in general are really annoying. They're like the New Yorkers of Texas.

    "I'm from HOUSTON, and I don't know how you run things where you're from, but in HOUSTON, we do things ________ way!"

    If Houston is so fucking great, then go back over there, ya fucking carpet-bagger.

    Fun fact: My mom was from Houston, and I've got family there. When I was a kid, I loved going there because it was the biggest city in Texas; big buildings and shit like that.

    Now that I'm an adult, I dread going there.

    I'd still rather go to Houston than Austin, though. Austinites are annoying as hell too, but Houstonians are much more "in your face" about their sense of superiority.

    Hey Houstonians: You think you're hot-shit, but people from most other major cities in the US think you're ghetto trash.

    (I'm not including @xrayvision in this mini rant. I'd love to hear his side.)
     
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    Probably one of these.
    Michelada
     
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    yes. we call them red eyes in canada, but make them with clamato instead of tomato juice
     
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