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[WDT] HURRICANE IAN CLEANUP[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 30, 2022.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    better find a tall flight of good stairs. We don't do that shit 'round these parts anymore, 'member?
     
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    Hey you've got (checks notes) 6 weeks. That's plenty of time.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    I would surprise her with a nice vacation to another state, then super surprise her with a doctor's appointment one morning before we go sight seeing.
     
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    Just drink some of whatever that Maester brought Rhaenerya.
     
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    Exactly. Fun fact Li'l Bandit is twenty one now.
     
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    My brother was nearly forty when they learned another baby was on the way. So now he’s got one in college, one graduating, and an eight year old. He’s 45.

    I on the other hand, upon learning of another nephew on the way, called the urology and made an appointment to get snipped immediately. No way that shit was happening to me.
     
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    I agree with GTE. However DixieBandit, when I was your age my wife delivered me twins. I survived.
     
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    For perspective...I'm 45 with a 3yr old and a 1 month old.

    After a pregnancy from hell, my wife's pretty much said, no sexy time until after I have a vasectomy.
     
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    I know three couples who all had Oopsies Babies in their 40's. No thanks, snip snip
     
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    My daughter’s friend is an Oopsie Baby. She’s 4, her sisters are 16 and 18 and her parents are in their 40s.
     
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    Damn I’m going to be 40 in 2 years and I ain’t even had my first. Ain’t even with the girl I want to have my first with. If getting my life together is the hurdle before I have a kid, it might never happen. Oopsie might be the only time it could happen.
     
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    So far, he hasn't been able to last 30 minutes in the courtroom without being removed, and the judge has resorted to having him in another room over a zoom feed that she can mute for most of the last two days. They applied his side's strikes to the jury pool randomly because he would only give them the answer "all of them." He also demanded to be allowed to call the state of Wisconsin as a witness.

    Cameras were banned from the courtroom for voir dire, but we should have video of his antics starting tomorrow.
     
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    I know that this probably isn't the right thread for this, but there's nothing for it in the Pop Culture board.

    Has anyone watched "Dahmer" on Netflix?

    And more specifically, does anyone else think that Molly Ringwald looks better now than she did in the '80s?
     
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    My wife didn't want me to get it because she thought it wouldn't be as hot anymore. Not sure if it had an effect, probably did. The risk probably lends to the desire or whatever, but with the situation you described, I'd be going for the snip snip.
     
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    Wordle 473 2/6

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    First 2nd guess Ive gotten. Still much more of a crossword person.
     
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    from personal experience with getting our house last year, I would just say a lot of goddamn idiots are homeowners.
     
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    They painted it yellow!
     
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