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[WDT] HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 8, 2021.

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  1. Fiveslide

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    There's two kinds of people in this world. The people on the left, me, should be able to cane whip the people on the right, my wife. Stuff just doesn't pour out right when you don't entirely remove the seal.

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  2. Kubla Kahn

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    The solace she has is people on the left die on average ten years earlier.
     
  3. NatCH

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    So @Fiveslide - you’re gonna have to deal with that stupid bullshit for the rest of your life.
     
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    I’ve spent the past 20+ years discovering empty, or almost empty but she refuses to finish it, cereal boxes and other packages of food in my cabinets and refrigerator. My teenage daughter has joined my wife in the quest to drive me insane, and they both think it’s hilarious. We currently have half a dozen mostly finished boxes of crackers, several mostly finished boxes of cereal, and leftovers in the fridge we will never eat (1 ounce of chicken, 1/8 of a cup of old rice, etc)
     
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    Not if we allow corporal punishment like I suggest.
     
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