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[WDT] HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 8, 2021.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Oh, the Sonichu guy. Yeah, Li'l Bandit be showed me a video about him awhile back.

    Weird dude.
     
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  3. shimmered

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    Oh my god.

    The Husband's beard is every bit of collar bone long, and I can't imagine doing that to him, it seems so painful.
     
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    it turned green because her hair is still yellow and needs to be toned before you can put blue on. Or, the blue was too pale.

    Either way, blue is a bitch to remove once it's in.

    I love the white cheddar Cheetos.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    The ex-wife used to specialize in doing colouring, and was the "go-to" for fucked up jobs.

    It really was quite interesting how it all worked, and the various stages you had to go through to reach the desired end result.

    And just how badly damaged a fucked up colour job could leave someone's hair by the time it was all sorted out.
     
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    I cannot buy the white cheddar Cheetos.

    Every time I do, I think, "these are delicious and I like having a little snack during the day. Surely this bag will last at least a week!"

    And every time, I demolish the bag in 1-2 days.
     
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    My consultations are literally

    “oh. There’s a lot going on here. Well. Show me what you wanted.

    oh.
    Okay.

    well you won’t leave today with hair you love. But you’ll leave with pretty hair. Because we have to work through a LOT to get where you’re wanting to go.”

    when they balk at costs I tell them scissors, a blunt bob, and partial highlights are the cheapest route but it means having a chin length bob.
     
  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    great work isn't cheap and cheap work isn't great
     
  9. Zach

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    And unfucking bad work is costly.
     
  11. Juice

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    I may not have mentioned it here, but my coworker started a charity in his spare time. It helps impoverished families connect with services in their cities that may not be as easy to find or navigate as they should. Anyway, here’s the link to the charity’s site for anyone who cares.
     
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    You mother fucker, I for some unknown reason clicked on that link on my work computer.
     
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    Like an asshole, I clicked on the link sitting at the dinner table next to my daughter, even after the red flags Wexton raised. In my defense I though it was going to be a Rick-roll type of thing. Obviously I should have known better.
     
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    Have you people learned nothing from what thread you are in?

    Just be glad Allord isn’t still around to play such parlour games. He would ambush us with things that shattered Rule 34.
     
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    Kids these days think they're cool with their Rick-rolling. They don't know the first thing about the wild west days of the internet when even the safest looking link might lead to Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemon Party, or MeatSpin.
     
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    Or Pickle Jar.
     
  17. Crown Royal

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    One man One Jar? Where I learned there are levels of pain experienced by human beings not to be imagined.

    Or thanks to RMMB... “Shake That Bear”. Yeesh.

    I liked those days because you could say funny edgy shit without worried about some sort of comeuppance in real life from somebody who lives thousands of miles away. Can you imagine people reacting to getting Wahoo’ed these days?

    Hello, 911? A bunch of subversive people suddenly signed onto my blog and started posting goofy comments.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘THAT’S NOT RAPE’?!?!?”
     
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    THURSDAY DRUNK REPRESENT!
     
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    Trying but the beer, bbq and bed are calling my name. Damn I'm old
     
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    I found an Alberta farm that makes jerky... of all kinds. Beef, turkey, chicken, and bison.

    I bought a "sample pack" for Xmas and damn is it ever tasty.

    And now apparently it goes incredibly well with gin and tonic.

    And I can vouch for the tastiness of True Lime. Packets of dehydrated lime slices that you drop into your drink in a crystallized form, that reverts back to excellent limey goodness.
     
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