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[WDT] HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 8, 2021.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy Friday and happy New Year, idiots. I haven't messed up writing 2021 even once yet. It might be a sign that I am ready to move on. Bye Felicia!


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    Hmm....

    For my 2021 personal goal, I'd like to shed the last of the baby weight. I'm getting closer all the time. No naked (or clothed) skydiving for me. I think I would break my back doing that shit. I hurt just thinking about it.

    Anyone with resolutions of bucket list items to check off?

    Happy Friday! I can't wait to clean the carpets this weekend. Oh god. It's official. I'm fully domesticated.
     
  2. walt

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    Seeing what the air resistance did to their tits, I’m left wondering what it did to other anatomical parts in that first pic.

    I feel sort of cheated.
     
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    You sound like Rush.

    Please no. I don't want to know.
     
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    I was thinking the exact same thing.

    My staples were taken out two days ago, I had my leg xrayed and everything looks like it should. No infections, everything is lined up, now I wait. I did a little more damage than I thought- my leg is one big bruise, I’ve got four separate incisions, and in addition to breaking my fibula and tibia, I cracked the knob at the bottom of my tibia that forms the bump on the inside of your ankle.
     
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    Glad to hear it... hope it all heals up well for you.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey, now, I didn't even comment.

    Well, since you asked nicely.

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  7. bewildered

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    Well that's a wrap. We can lock the thread now.
     
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    No, that's a vagina.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    I like how you can tell she has implants, since her boobs are not reacting to the wind at all like the other ladies'.

    Doc: What sort of feel are you interested in? Are you thinking saline or silicone, round or teardrop?
    Lady: Well, I skydive--
    Doc: Say no more!
     
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    Okay, now that I’m done laughing my ass off at Rush’s gif, I sort of feel like should apologize for going there.

    Holy shit I didn’t expect it to be that funny.

    I explained to my wife why I was in tears laughing. She said the guys’ parts couldn’t have fared any better but I suspect that guy in the middle of that pic was excited.
     
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    Adrenaline boner?
     
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    Anyone else notice she's wearing Uggs?
     
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    I didn’t laugh at it, until I read this, because then I was making propeller noises while watching it again.
     
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    Rule 34 and all that. I am disappointed there was no good actual penetration shot during the dive itself.
     
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    I was imagining the whistling sound of an incoming mortar round or bomb.
     
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    That was lame. They didn't even change positions.
     
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    Pretty sure a hooker came to my door last night. Around 8pm there was a knock at the door. We have decorative glass shit in our door so you can't see clearly but you can tell it's a lady. I open the door and:
    Hooker - Alan?
    Me- Um, no.
    She starts walking in my house so I put my hand up and say "Nope" She pauses...
    Hooker - This isn't Alan's house?
    Me - No.
    Hooker - Are you sure?
    Me- I'm pretty sure I know who lives in my house.

    In my younger, single days, I may have been Alan for a night.

    Between this and the doorbell ditch kids I chased into the woods the other night, I may need to get a Ring doorbell or something
     
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    whichever one of you fuckers suggested the indoor snowballs, AMAZING call!! I do believe my wife and I enjoy them as much or more than the kiddos. I now have another bag of 25 on the way.

    Also they're just heavy enough for some serious accuracy. Nothing like beaming your wife in the back of the head with a softball from 40 feet away.

    Meanwhile she's just glad that my beard is now long enough she can sneak up behind me, grab a fist full of it and yank down.
     
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    When you let the internet raise you as it’s child, this is how Real Life turns out:

     
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