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[WDT] HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY TIB! [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Oct 19, 2019.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Using the age of the board as a baseline and doing some quick math. 13^3* (a/b) * xy (n-1)

    I come up with you being 4784 years old. Then again, I'm awful at math, so I could be wrong.
     
    #241 toytoy88, Nov 2, 2019
  2. toytoy88

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    Sad but true. If you see some guy beating the shit out of a girl, keep out of it unless you know them. There are way to many damaged people out there that honestly believe "He beats me because he loves me." Drag the guy off of her, smack him around and the next thing you know the girl is attacking you for stopping her significant other from giving her a loving beating. In the 8th grade I had a teacher mention that he jumped in between a girl and a guy that was beating her. They both teamed up and beat the shit out of him.

    Second the fuck that noise sentiment.
     
    #242 toytoy88, Nov 2, 2019
  3. bewildered

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    I need to stop browsing this board before I go to sleep at night. I am having some weird dreams, y'all.
     
    #243 bewildered, Nov 2, 2019
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Go on
     
    #244 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 2, 2019
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    I know, right? Just drops that little teaser on us and then proceeds to flit away as if she didn't owe us anything more...
     
    #245 Nettdata, Nov 2, 2019
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    Typical
     
    #246 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 2, 2019
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    OK, well there was a potential sexual dream with Roxanne with a lot of hemming and hawing guilt because I'm married, so I kept wondering if hubs would care, but then a bunch of other male members barged in through the door demanding an orgy so I peaced out of there really fast.

    Then there was one with Nett where I was in his house cleaning all his woodwork with Murphy Oilsoap, like the mantel over his fireplace. He kept saying "you really don't have to do that" and I was like "no I really do, just let me do this."

    That's just from last night....
     
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  8. Nettdata

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    There... was that so... hard?
     
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    There's been a lot of dreams lately. That's the tip of the iceburg.

    I also need to stay out of weird reddit threads. One night I dreamed some dude just littered my house with cameras and was spying on me and the whole dream was me running around frantically searching for and collecting cameras, like a fucked up easter egg hunt. I think there was a picture of someone's landlord who placed a 360 degree cam in their apartment after doing "maintenance" and that post got warped into my dreams.

    I think I need to meditate or some shit before bed.
     
    #249 bewildered, Nov 2, 2019
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    Everyone Mad-Lib the above paragraph.
     
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  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Oh, I thought you said they were weird.
     
    #251 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 2, 2019
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    There is only one movie on earth that is impossible to not watch if it’s on TV. And that movie is Road House.
     
    #252 Crown Royal, Nov 2, 2019
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    I mean, if you don't have a sex dream about Roxanne, does it even count as Halloween?
     
    #253 Aetius, Nov 2, 2019
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    I can't imagine a sane, hetero man alive that would.

    Someone beside me offering to clean the house....yes!!! Forget girl-girl sex, keep up THAT kind of dirty talk.
     
    #254 walt, Nov 2, 2019
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    First fight on the UFC 244 card ended in a knockout so brutal I thought the guy died. And each time they replayed it, it looked worse. That was absolutely stunning, and I hope the guy is ok. I'm (sadly) used to seeing violence in that sport to where it doesn't really bother me anymore -- they knew what they were signing up for, and they're athletes who can defend themselves -- but that one was just..... ugh.
     
    #255 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 2, 2019
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    That seems more like a premonition to me.
     
    #256 Roxanne, Nov 2, 2019
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Does anybody else hear 70s slap bass?
     
    #258 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 3, 2019
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    Without trying to spoil it, I know we have some UFC fans on here: any opinions on how the fight ended and if it was the right call?
     
    #259 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 3, 2019
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    Don't know yet... plan on watching it later this afternoon after I finish some yard work.
     
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