Happy Grouch day! Who is your vote for the resident grouch at the board of idiots? If I may, some suggestions to get the ball rolling: @toytoy88 : I'm going to go angrily dig a hole with an excavator in my backyard. Then fill it back in! Because I can. Get off my lawn! @Juice : I love coronavirus because now I don't have to shake hands with anyone. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. In fact, if you could please extend your mask over all your faceholes so that I don't have to see you at all. Thanks. I dunno, I'm just spitballin' here. October is bringing in some crisp weather and I'm luxuriating in it. Here's a beverage to celebrate the change of seasons, the Pumpkin Martini. Spoiler I just realized I have all these ingredients. Wine time it about to get booted to the curb. Boozy Friday night, here I come. Happy Friday, idiots. Get that fire pit going and enjoy your weekend.
Lows getting down to the 40s here this weekend. People about to lose their shit on ercot again while I sit pretty laughing at them. This is gonna be fun.
Shaking hands is stupid and gross even without a pandemic. I generally just don’t like to be touched whatsoever. I also build a barrier of pillows in my bed between my wife and I so she doesn’t try to cuddle in the middle of the night. If she’s trying to catch some hog, then fine. But if she’s just looking for some cuddling then that’s a hard pass.
I’ve been preparing for another bad winter in one way or another since the last one. Though it would be fucking hilarious if something just came out of left field and just wrecked shop. Lol Only thing I have left is a minor physical one: just some residual covid issues with my endurance (CT scans all clear on lungs), which they’ve now narrowed down to a potential covid-caused iron deficiency I’m waiting for lab results on. Worst case scenario, I got a generator that can run whatever I need and the house showed last winter that it’s insulated enough to stand up to hell freezing over.
Man, there is nothing more disappointing on TiB than seeing @bewildered started the WDT, clicking on the Spoiler tag for what glorious thematic boobs she's tucked under there, only to find out it's a drink recipe. I take that back. It's more disappointing then realizing that drink recipe is some pumpkin bullshit. Why the fuck everything gotta be pumpkin something?
Which was more disappointing. That not attractive woman I spoilered awhile back or the pumpkin drink recipe? Pumpkin has it's place. It won't fit in your ass so you might as well stuff it in your other hole.
I'm not proud to say that I've seen the video that is from. I found out today that my Xbox downloading a 40gb game update really fucks up work-from-home Zoom meetings, but it's not like I'm going to stop it and start over.
For the record: That wasn't grouchy, that was drunk. Really, really drunk. Grouchy happened when I had to fill in my glorious drunken hole with a horrible hangover.
This is not advice anyone here needed. Here is another hot tip: don't jam a 10 penny nail in your eyeball.