Remember the good ol days when people would shove a hairbrush up their ass and Gris would ms paint it?
It’s actually the number of taco trucks. 50 years ago there were almost none. Way less people had colon cancer.
Fifteen years ago, I had a client retire and move to Floence Oregon to get away from California politics. Two years later he walks into my office, told me he has moved back. I asked about his change of heart and he said "there are no taco trucks Oregon". True story and he was serious.
You all were talking about returning to the office last week. About a year ago my company told us to come back in. I did. Even though I spend 80% of my day in zoom meetings. My wife went part time so she could help take care of the kids and the house as I wouldn’t be home now. Some people refused to return. And said the company could fire them if they wanted to. This week 1000 people got laid off. Guess who was let go? If you said the people that refused to come back you would be wrong. It was the longest tenured stagnant employees and the under performers. Why were there layoffs? The company made several billion dollars last year. The stock is at an all time high. They basically did it because they could. They wrecked 1000 peoples lives and it feels like it was basically because every other company did it too. I am a sucker and should have never came back.
Yep. All about the next quarter. Side note, that's why China will win. They think in terms of decades, we think in terms of the next number's report.
Hairbrush companies design them specifically to be makeshift dildos. You can’t convince me otherwise.
Oh my God. I might as well get scoped now, I got the prep done. Got too excited over the local apple season opening and I strongly desire to stop pooping anytime now.