Happy Friday the 13th you fucks. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitous on these days. On two separate occasions I've broken bones on Friday 13th, one time breaking both bones in my wrist at the same time. Another time, it was a Friday 13th and my mother jokingly but kinda not really made me stay inside all day just in case, then that following Saturday 14th I fell out the back of a UTV and broke my shoulder. So far I've been relatively safe, but today has been fucking crazy.
Happy spooky Friday to you all. I know it's not Halloween, buuuuut.... she's spooky. Spoiler: NSFW Happy weekend idiots. We are celebrating my kid's 2nd bday this weekend. I've been a parent for 2 years. Now that's spooky.
Aw shoot, I missed my opportunity to make you the thread starter. Ah well. Happy Friday! edit: Wait, I figured it out. There! You win the prize this week @Revengeofthenerds . Pick it up at the exit.
I will say that Jared Keeto, creator/star of Lettekenny, plays Shoresy, and you'd be hard pressed to recognize him.
Just when I think I've mastered my social anxiety and nervousness, I find myself drinking half a gallon of water in the first hour of my MiL's visit. I'd pour some wine but I am trying to be a master of my domain. Zen ommmmhhhh
Oh come one... you need to drink a fucking BOX of wine, stare the bitch down, and DARE her to make a comment.
Let me know if you need my cell phone number so I can talk some sense into the bitch. More than happy to "help".
It's Friday, been a long week of dealing with morons, and I find that I need some solid alcohol to fix the dent in my head brought on by banging it into a brick wall all fucking week.
On that note, I highly recommend/endorse Fever Tree Ginger Beer... combine that with some ginger ale, and some good rum, and you have a hell of a cocktail.
You know what tastes really fucking tasty after a bunch of rum cocktails? Some amazing ice cream sandwiches with a deep, real vanilla bean infusion. Just sayin.