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[WDT] FRIDAY THE 13TH [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, May 13, 2022.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Happy Friday the 13th you fucks. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitous on these days.

    On two separate occasions I've broken bones on Friday 13th, one time breaking both bones in my wrist at the same time. Another time, it was a Friday 13th and my mother jokingly but kinda not really made me stay inside all day just in case, then that following Saturday 14th I fell out the back of a UTV and broke my shoulder.

    So far I've been relatively safe, but today has been fucking crazy.
     
  2. bewildered

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    Happy spooky Friday to you all.

    I know it's not Halloween, buuuuut.... she's spooky.

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    Happy weekend idiots. We are celebrating my kid's 2nd bday this weekend. I've been a parent for 2 years. Now that's spooky.
     
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    Aw shoot, I missed my opportunity to make you the thread starter. Ah well. Happy Friday!

    edit: Wait, I figured it out. There! You win the prize this week @Revengeofthenerds . Pick it up at the exit.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    Fuck yeah.

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  5. Nettdata

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    "your mom's twat is so swampy that not even Ducks Unlimited will touch it"

    lol
     
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    2 episodes of Shoresy down, and I'm fucking loving it.

    Highly recommended.
     
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    I will say that Jared Keeto, creator/star of Lettekenny, plays Shoresy, and you'd be hard pressed to recognize him.

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    Just when I think I've mastered my social anxiety and nervousness, I find myself drinking half a gallon of water in the first hour of my MiL's visit. I'd pour some wine but I am trying to be a master of my domain. Zen ommmmhhhh
     
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    Oh come one... you need to drink a fucking BOX of wine, stare the bitch down, and DARE her to make a comment.
     
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    Daring to post an actual picture of yourself after all these years. Huuzahh!
     
  11. Nettdata

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    Let me know if you need my cell phone number so I can talk some sense into the bitch.

    More than happy to "help".
     
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    I've imagined worse.
     
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    Sounds like you are halfway into a box of wine this Friday evening.
     
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    Box of wine? Fuck you, plebe. I'm into a half crate of wine curated by my wine snob in Toronto.
     
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    that and some killer ginger beer and rum
     
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    It's Friday, been a long week of dealing with morons, and I find that I need some solid alcohol to fix the dent in my head brought on by banging it into a brick wall all fucking week.
     
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    On that note, I highly recommend/endorse Fever Tree Ginger Beer... combine that with some ginger ale, and some good rum, and you have a hell of a cocktail.
     
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    or three
     
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    You know what tastes really fucking tasty after a bunch of rum cocktails?

    Some amazing ice cream sandwiches with a deep, real vanilla bean infusion.

    Just sayin.
     
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    Huh, and all this time I thought we were idiots.
     
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