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[WDT] FRIDAY THE 13TH [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 13, 2021.

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  1. effinshenanigans

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    Was the wine at least twice as good as the boxers you were wearing?
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Surely after finishing off that high dollar wine he wasn't wearing boxers.
     
  3. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    If you're into old architecture this is some truly depressing shit. Otherwise it's just depressing.

     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    laugh now but that's gonna be Vegas soon enough. Without water and now gambling getting legalized everywhere, it's just some buildings in the middle of an otherwise very inhospitable environment.
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    Another day, another bunch of empty whipit cartridges strewn on the roadside...

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    EDIT: In other news, I found this while I was pulling up some weeds yesterday:
    A Northern Cat-Eyed snake. Pretty rare; I've been wanting to catch one of these guys for about 25 years.
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  6. Crown Royal

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    This morning I found Ontario’s tribute to HR Giger shrieking like an air raid siren on my picnic table:

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    ….it’s bigger than a toad. As harmless as they may be, I am not convinced they won’t one day kill us all.
     
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    We just had fifty trillion of them emerge a couple of months ago.
     
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  10. bewildered

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    I thought that was the primary function of onlyfans. What else do people use it for?
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    I have no idea. I paid for shegirl's OnlyFans page, but all she posts are cookie recipes. It was a ripoff.
     
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    It’s better than bewildered’s OF, where it’s just videos of her setting sleeping homeless people on fire.
     
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    At least you got in. I was denied access to bewildered's.
     
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    Tumblr what?
     
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    I wonder how all those girls are going to describe that time on their resumes.
     
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    "Independent contractor"
     
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    “onlyfans”

    One great way to get someone to pay attention to your resume
     
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    There’s going to be a lot of bejeweled butt plugs showing up at garage sales.
     
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    I think what’s funnier is a lot of the women who used it for camwhore income seem to only now be coming to the VERY slow realization that their decision to video themselves nude for everyone to see isn’t going to magically disappear. Ever.

    Oops. Next time try a less lazier way to make up income.
     
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    But dude… they’re all in the top 2% of content creators? How can that fail?
     
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