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[WDT] FRIDAY THE 13TH 3/13/20 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 13, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    Friday the 13th. Nothing of the ordinary has ever happened to me on this day. Have you any weird stories to share? The statistic that more accidents occur on this day is supposed to be bogus since they used too small of a sample size. Furthermore, according to wikipedia:

    So today might be a little safer than average.

    PS: Don't look up Freaky Friday porn. Way too much incest. Way too much.


    St Paddy's day is coming up on the 17th but we're gonna get it started a little early around here.

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    A lot of parades are being canceled due to the funness that is coronavirus so maybe people will stay home and cook some corned beef and cabbage while they have a little time on their hands. Any plans among the idiots?
     
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    According to my father, the real bad luck day was Saturday the 14th, after twice getting in car accidents on that day. And that was my parents anniversary.

    We’re having a neighborhood party tomorrow night. One last evening of drunkenness and food before everyone self quarantines. We’re making Irish stew, shepherds pie and cottage pie.
     
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    Woof. That is some bad luck.

    I intend on making a shepherd's pie, too. So easy and always tasty. I have a cabbage in the fridge but no corned beef. Maybe we'll just have roasted cabbage on the side. I love it when it's just getting tender and has caramelized edges.
     
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    I've shared this a bunch, but Friday 13th is horrible for me. Several broken bones on multiple Friday 13th. I've lost count but I know it includes 2 bones in my left wrist (same incident), my right wrist, my nose at least once, and I think one of the times I broke my hand was also on a Friday 13th. It got so bad that, after it happened a few times, my mother joked I needed to stay inside one Friday 13th so I did because I'm dumb but not that dumb. Saturday the 14th I went outside, fell off a tractor and broke my shoulder. Only good part of it is, I was *this* close to breaking my neck instead.

    Today I'm working from home while our dryer gets repair and our new bed gets delivered. I'm so anti-superstition that my lucky number is now 13. The only times I've really won at gambling have been when I've put big bets -- usually encouraged by alcohol and/or my wife -- on 13 playing roulette. I don't make friends at the table.
     
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    This years St Paddy’s day festivities have been all but completely out in ice around here thanks to Covid-19. I have a gig Tuesday evening but won’t be surprised if it’s canceled. Normally I make a LOT of extra money this time of year. Not so much in 2020.

    We’ll do a boiled dinner this weekend but that’s about it, I guess.
     
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    I always assumed the YouPorn incest descriptions were just for people that are into that and aren't actually stepmother-stepson or sister-brother-sister.

    Just don't let the trifle recipe pages stick together . . .

     
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    I prefer to accept them as social commentary about how many adult children are still living with their parents these days.
     
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    It was worse than that. Body swapping daughter and moms, daughter and mom sex, threesomes with siblings or twins. Most of the incest porn is step siblings usually. This was a step or three below that.

    Thanks WDTs. I'm on some weird FBI lists, I just know it.
     
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    Speaking of that, where is McDouble or whatever his name was? Dude that banged his step sister all through his senior year.
     
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    Once I saw a title “step cousins fuck” I knew the step porn thing had jumped the shark. At that point you are fucking strangers. Pornhub keeps the really gross ones off the top page. The ones where it is supposed to be blood father and daughter and the girl is tepidly asking her father not to rape her the whole video.
     
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    Yeah, that is just beyond anything sexy to me. I get in my brain that a lot of stuff people find erotic is based on the taboo nature of material, but I don't understand people getting off on abusive shit. Just gross.
     
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    Most people don’t get it, but man... those people are out there. Just go to any porn convention and you will see the true spooks of the world come out of hiding. People who line up to buy 8x11 photos of an anus.
     
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    That video Nett posted of the porn convention was wild. I'd go to that convention just to watch the people watching the pornstars. I sent the video to hubs and we had jokes for a week.
     
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    If you’re a people-watcher it puts a Fort Lauderdale Waffle House to shame. Comic-Con and the like are fun too, plus people are mostly polite and harmless at those because people bring kids. I admit it’s fun to watch grown adults getting completely star struck when meeting some forgotten C-lister like Andrew McCarthy or the guy who played the Soup Nazi (who is REALLY nice by the way).
     
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    A Mardi Gras ball is another great place to people watch. Free booze and trashy people dressed up like they're fancy is a great combo. I sat my drunk ass on a bench off the main hall where all the drink and snack rooms were set up and watched all sorts of shit go down. So many tits. So many.
     
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    Is anyone experiencing performance issues with the site?

    I am, but am not sure if it’s just shitty airport wifi or not.
     
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    people want all the internets to themselves. If we all get quarantined next shortage is gonna be tissues and hand lotion
     
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    Lots of carriers in Canada have now removed data caps to help. Telus’ response was “we’ll set up flexible payment plans.”
     
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    Interesting ingredients for a shepherds pie, the clue is in the name. How many shepherds does it take to look after a corned beef? Not sure about the cabbage either. Our shepherds pie usually contains minced left over lamb roast, seasoned and covered in mashed potato.
    Cottage pie on the other hand has beef as it's major protein.
    Then again a half a planet variation in living locations makes for some weird differences in language and traditions. Bugger all difference in the dunny paper fetish it seems.
     
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    AT&T and Comcast reportedly have removed data caps in the states as well
     
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