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[WDT] FIRST DAY OF SUMMER [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 21, 2019.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I think we’d all be happier if BOTH of them were dead.

    How is that gelatinous gastropod only five years older than me? I didn’t know Al Goldstein had a twin brother.
     
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  2. Improper

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    Yeah man....VERY rough looking for his stated age. Of course, he probably looks much worse today.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    You’d think somebody rich enough to buy a race horse for an all-holes hooker would take even slightly better care of himself.
     
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    If he's got that much money, why does he need to look good?

    This guy explains it pretty well (skip to 6:00 for that, but the whole video is great):


    EDIT: I just found out that there is a similar video for women, but she completely rips off the above presenter. I would TRY to give her some points, but at one point she mentions that there are "probably five perfect guys in the world", and the only one she can think of is Ryan Gosling.
    Come on, it's a recorded video, not a live broadcast. Try a little harder to not look stupid.
    If you want some good entertainment, read the comments on this video.

     
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    That first video is golden and 100% accurate.

    I can't watch the second video because that girl just looks like she's gonna be annoying as shit to hear talk and I don't need that in my life right now.
     
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    Because he fucking died. All the money in the world can’t protect fat from strangling your organs.
     
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    I feel like the kind of guy who buys a whore a racehorse is not going to be the kind of guy who orders a salad for lunch.
     
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    I found her instagram, @heauxmentor.

    She’s one of the worst human beings I’ve ever come across.
     
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    I just looked at that and Christ, I lost a little self respect for doing so.
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    I’m really sick of $0.50 euphemisms for “whore.” Some of them are hilariously innacurate: Escort. Sugar Baby. Lady of the Evening. Here’s a great one: “girlfriend experience”. Literally, you are a hooker no matter how you dress it up. You have money for sex because you’re useless.

    ....and THIS particular whore teaches classes on how to make other women useless. What a world.
     
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    Im all for the sugar daddy/sugar baby thing. I get it, some dudes or gals have a ton of money and dont have the time or the energy for a relationship or family, or maybe they just dont care. If they want to find some young good looking person to fuck once in a while in exchange for some of that disposable income, go for it. But this chick just appears to be a bad person. Shes openly bragging that her sugar daddy died and shes suing his estate. Some of the comments are like, "you go girl!"
     
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    She said that she's a serial entrepreneur. Is that what she means?
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    I’m surprised she’s not being dragged harder. It’s not like she isn’t both begging and deserving to be made an example of.
     
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    Not to speak out of turn about @shegirl 's profession, but those terms are not strictly interchangeable.
    • Escort - in theory an escort should be a higher class of prostitute who cleans up well, can speak intelligently, and knows how to move amongst rich people society. She literally escorts you to whatever function you may be attending, stays on your arm all evening, and then you get to see her butthole at the hotel later because you didn't pay $4k to watch her eat hors d’oeuvres.
    • Girlfriend Experience - the girlfriend experience is strictly speaking more of an offer than a type of prostitute. It's basically hiring them for more of their time during which sex is only a part of it. They are paid to act like your girlfriend: listening to your inane babble, giving you a massage while you watch netflix, and wearing your button up shirts because it's cold.
    • Sugar Baby - the sugar baby is essentially a long term girlfriend experience. You buy them gifts/pay their tuition/pay their rent/whatever, and they act like they're as aroused by you as they are by your money.
     
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    32 years ago, a girl I knew was murdered. She wasn't a close friend, but I knew her enough to say "Hey" whenever I saw her and her sister had been engaged to one of my closest friends who had died in an accident a few years before. Kind of a typical small town everybody knows everybody kind of relationship.

    She was 18 when she was murdered, the person used a piece of wood and tent rope to make a ligature and strangled her. Damn near took her head off. It was fucking brutal and has haunted me for years, she was a sweet girl who lost her life in horrible fashion over a few dollars in her purse.

    A few years after the murder they found some homeless guy with the bible she used to carry with her, but it turns out he didn't do it.

    Anyways, they did just catch the son of a bitch who did it with a solid DNA match. 32 years later. HUGE kudos to my hometown's detectives that pursued this with Pit Bull like tenacity for all these years and never gave up.
     
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    I cannot imagine what that must feel like for all involved.
     
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    Jesus, dude.
     
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    I can only imagine. She was an acquaintance in passing to me and her death has bothered me for years. Back then murders never happened in my hometown, maybe one every ten years or so. When word reached me about her passing, it fucked me up for days. It was so brutal and senseless, she was a sweet kid who did nothing wrong other then cash her meager paycheck and some asshole decided he needed the money more then her and killed her. I'm just sad that he's drawn breath for the past 32 years. The world would've been a better place with her in it and him dead and gone. Fucking cocksucker. I would be more then happy to beat him to death, but I'm sure there are others that knew her more closely that would love that same opportunity.

    The rest of his miserable life behind bars is not enough punishment for what he did. Especially after spending 32 years free. Jumper cables on his balls would be a good start.
     
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    Was he someone known in the town or just some random psycho?
     
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    The rumor mill around town blamed another guy, who turned out to be innocent, but he was such an amazing asshole that I don't feel very sorry for him.

    He didn't kill her, but he left a long trail of abused girlfriends behind him, including girls I went out with that shared similar stories with me about his abuse.

    The guy that killed her I never saw before. He wasn't a local, but 32 years later after numerous prison stints he somehow ended up in the area again and they nabbed him. I hope they beat him to death.
     
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