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[WDT] FIRST DAY OF SPRING 3/20/20 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 20, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    The seasons are changing, y'all. Yesterday was the first day of spring as well as the equinox, and today is Sun-Earth day.


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    Enjoy your social distancing and get outside. Even if it just means drinking a beer on your back porch.

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    Anybody love this stuff? I've poured the stuff but never drank it myself.

    Happy Friday folks.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    New trend with Texas restaurants is to offer free toilet paper along with your delivery order of margaritas. Because, Texas y’all.
     
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    Just picked up a 6 pack of it last night and had a couple. It's really good if you like a simple wheat ale. Just enough of a hint of underlying orange flavor to let you know it's there, but not overpowering. I've always said this is what Blue Moon would taste like if it were good.
     
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    Bells is a pretty quality brewer, their Two-hearted ale is probably my favorite from them, but i don't know that I've had anything that's bad, or even "meh" from them.



    one of my local craft-beer bars just put their entire draft lineup online, for Crowler(32oz can) online. I can literally purchase at my desk, leave work, and pickup beer. Silver linings, yall.....
     
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    Since I myself didn't know until the last moment, no one knew I was coming up here. I went over to my best friend's house and his wife happened to see me getting out of my car and came charging out to give me a hug. I quickly said "Careful...social distancing and all that. And remember where I just came from." Stopped her dead in her tracks.

    Then their daughter came out and it was lather, rinse, repeat.

    Sad. I haven't seen any of them in 10 years, but I would never forgive myself if by some chance I do have the bug and I passed it on to anyone.

    Still, it was good to see them again even if it was a brief visit tonight. I'm just to damn tired from the drive to be sociable.

    It's going to take a few days for my body to recover from the way I travel...meals are a gas station sandwich that I gulp down while driving. I only stop to fuel up...which includes maybe buying a sandwich, and peeing and/or shitting. I don't like wasting any time. My body doesn't recover from my trips as fast as it used to.
     
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  7. toytoy88

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    I forgot some of the joys (?) of living in a small town...

    I was at the store buying some Cokes and I heard "Hi toytoy"....I turned around and it was a girl I went out with 30+ years ago. Damn did she get old.

    I also came to a realization of what rednecks my friends and I are when a few of us got together for a bit. Jacked up 4x4s, guns, and a couple of folks drinking beer at 8:30 am. I've been away long enough that was once normal to me now seems a bit bizarre.
     
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    I dare you to tell them about what living with Crazy is like.

    I'm sure they'll think you're the bizarre one.

    Just sayin.
     
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    Oh, I told them a few stories. They did find it bizarre that I'd put up with it...these are people that have known me my entire life and how I generally react to things. I guess I've mellowed with age.
     
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    Sure she thought the same thing
     
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    Without a doubt. I haven't aged gracefully by any means, but I sure had fun doing it and now I'm paying the piper.
     
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    This isn’t satire. It isn’t spoof, it isn’t the Onion, it’s not a Jimmy Kimmel prank. This is real, it exists, and you will laugh for all most terrible, worst reasons possible.

    ....Dig your fingers into the armrests for this one, kids. They are not fucking with you:

     
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    They forgot Triggered, GlutenFree, and Captain Vegan. All to be introduced in future issues I’m sure.
     
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    “Safespace is what you’d call a typical....jock...”

    That was not the word I thought he was gonna say.

    And Screentime? He’s just some rip-off from the Burger King Kid’s Club.
     
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    I made it to the 2.5 min mark before I quit. Jesus Christ....
     
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    That is Marvel fucking Comics. The same brutally violent, badass company that I read, collected and loved as a kid. This is what happens when Disney takes over. They trampled Star Wars into shit chowder, sooner or later they will no doubt buy DC as well, and just fucking ruin everything about our childhoods.
     
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    That guy looks exactly like the stereotype you would picture in your head if you heard the audio from that video without the video.
     
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    Today, I broke out the lawnmower for the first time this year, tried to beat the gumballs and sticks into dust with it.
     
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    Just walked through the hotel lobby to go smoke (No smoking rooms here) and some dude that looks like Rasputin burst through the front door, walked up to the front counter and said "I'm out of here."

    I'm not sure if this is a good or bad omen.
     
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    It was Dennis Miller.
     
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