Another day another dollar another week another weekend. Around and around we go. Happy Friday! Happy Father's Day to the dads out there. To the dads. Are you doing anything special with your kids? To the childfree, you doing anything for your dad? I bought el hubs a bug a-salt rifle. There were a bunch of flies in the house and I was about to lose my ever-loving mind. He said it is more like Mother's Day weekend. He seems to be enjoying his early gift though. Oh yes. Here we go. The ones without dads. Actually, that is an impressive feat of athleticism. Her dad is probably proud.
That doesn't look like the kind of stripping that women with daddy issues go into. Also, congrats to your hubby, 'wildered, on his first Father's day as a father!
We’ll be renting a boat out on the lake tomorrow. Of course, the weather forecast calls for thunderstorms in the afternoon. I’ve already made it known that nothing short of a direct lightning strike or a monsoon is getting me off the lake, so we’ll probably leave the wife’s car midway up the lake so I can let her and my daughter off the boat.
I've never cared about Father's day since I was a kid. Li'l Bandit will probably just send me a text; he's still quarantined.
I got my dad a card, early enough to send it on time. Then procrastinated and mailed it today. So I’m giving my dad the gift of consistency.
I just brought home number 5, if you count jet skis. San Juan 21, MasterCraft TriStar 190, Pair of Sea-Doo GTXs that I've had to order engines for and, today, added a Fisher 241 DLX. Each one serves a different purpose, and none of them suck.
Personally, I hate this holiday. Most of you know why. It always leads to really awkward conversations when some well meaning person asks "Do you have kids?" and I have to somehow answer the question. Maybe I should just start answering "No" and leave it at that.
This Father’s Day is also my oldest son’s 15th birthday. I’ll be busy today baking and cleaning for a bunch of family to come by tomorrow. The kids and I got their dad some fishing gear as he badly needed an update. I was thinking about a nice bottle of bourbon to top it off, he’s earned it. My dad and I don’t talk so it’s all for hubby and FiL.
Not a lot going on here this weekend, gonna maybe now but otherwise gonna take it easy today. Then tomorrow we’ll go visit my in-laws and parents.
Having a new central cooling system start to be installed today as the other one shit the bed and I can’t get anymore black market coolant. Could be a worse weekend.
Last week I noticed that Amazon had a bit of a sale on Oreos. Andy by "I noticed", I meant that Amazon gave me a heads up because, well, their AI knows their customers. Needless to say I quickly became the recipient of a box of Oreos. As in a box that had 16 big packages of Oreos. I'll have you know that I've still got 15 packages left, sitting on the shelf in the storage room... and while they obviously go well with milk, they also seem to go quite well with scotch and soda. Who would have thunk it?
got woken up at 3 am by two racoons fucking with each other on the front porch. Shot one of them, my cat wouldn't leave the other alone long enough for me to get a good shot on it. So now I'm awake and might as well put the pork shoulders on early so I can get a head start on washing the blood off the sidewalk before I give my boys a damn heart attack. Happy fucking father's day to me. Also @bewildered those bug a-salts are cool. They pack a bit of a punch too, I know because my wife and I have shot each other with them. Not only are they a fun way to kill flies, but they're also good for when you're eating outside because you can keep the flies away and salt your food at the same time.