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[WDT] FALL INTO AUTUMN[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 22, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy Fall, y'all! Tis the season for changing colors, cooling temps, pumpkins, and cider.
    We actually had a brisk shift in the temps since yesterday. It sure feels like fall fell all at once.

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    I searched for lumberjack porn since there is a big overlap on the themed seasonality and flannel. I found a lot of stillshots from this porno, that honestly looks amusing and watchable.

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    Happy Friday! I might have weekend plans now.
     
  2. GTE

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    1st pic - Oh my YES
    2nd pic - Oh my NO
    3rd pic - Does he use that thing for a muddler?

    And I'm have giggles about your comment about might having weekend plans after you posted those pics. Like I tell the wifey; "I might grow up someday but that day is not today"
     
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    Yeah, tomorrow early AM I pull out of the driveway for a 2 day haul into Northern Ontario. The plan is to travel up there over the weekend, work remote for the week via Starlink, and then drive back the next weekend. Should be interesting as I'm in remote Zoom meetings with a client in Australia for the week, so it means my work day is time shifted to 7pm - 3am EDT. That shouldn't be too bad, means I can sleep in and relax and enjoy the daylight at the park, then just sit in the Airstream and drink while in the remote meetings.

    I fully expect there to be amazing fall colours for almost the whole trip.

    I'm bringing my good camera and my drone with plans of taking a few nice shots.

    This is the route for the weekend... should be fun.

    I'm bringing the BBQ and plan on having a feast for a week... so if you're in the area, drop in and say "hi".

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    By the way, for an official CPAP update... it truly is life changing. I'm now getting SOLID 6-8 hours of sleep a night.

    I am in such a better headspace and feel so much more invigorated that I did before. People at work have been commenting on my new chipper attitude (I've always been the grumpy old man), without knowing the reason. My family is saying that in the last 2 weeks it's been a very noticeable change.

    If only I hadn't pulled the fuck out of my hamstring, I'd have been able to do something constructive with this new found energy... but as it is, I've still been hitting 2-3 times my daily cardio goal based on my Apple Watch metrics.

    I really do recommend that people go do a sleep study, even if you don't think there's a problem... it's an incredibly under-diagnosed condition that can have a huge impact on your quality of life.

    To top it all off, I invested in a mattress cooler that has made sleep that much more effective... no more waking up overheating and sweating. It's a pretty heavy-duty mattress cover with water lines in it, and has a bunch of sensors to monitor how you sleep. It detects your sleep stage and heats or cools the mattress cover based on what you need at the time.

    It's fucking pricey, but after using it for a week, I consider it to be money well invested.


    So yeah... look at me... a fucking SLEEPING MACHINE over here.
     
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    something something.... expensive healthcare.... something something

    Yeah, would if I could but all our money is going into our home additions and renovations right now. Good news is our GC who got caught in the house fire isn't dead, bad news is that I'm having to pick up the slack. Fucking kill me. No sleep, always stressed, phone constantly ringing, and only time I can get my runs in now is either at the butt crack of dawn or once it's past every other sane person's bedtime. Which is great because tomorrow my long run is a half marathon distance.

    If I didn't have sleep problems before, I certainly will after this.
     
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    So my mom has a married couple about 8 years younger than her that she does everything with. They travel internationally, spontaneous trips to Santa Fe for Navajo rugs, and they spend a weekend a month at each other's houses.

    The other day sitting in the car in silence Jägerette asks out of the blue "Do you think your mom, Leslie and Rick are a thrupple?"

    Well now I can't stop thinking about it, so thanks woman.
     
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    dude how was this not your first thought? I'm barely awake and I guessed that before I finished reading your post.
     
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    Call Rick, "Dad," and see what he says.
     
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    Or, ask Jägerette who she'd like to bring into your throuple.
     
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    I 100% endorse the fine suggestions made by both Juice and Rush. Let's get in to it.
     
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    I don't have to ask, a friend of ours who was one of her bridesmaids that she made out with on our wedding night.
     
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    Is anybody else hearing bass guitar music?
     
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    I've had quite a few sexual conquests in my day but was never able to bag the threesome. Probably why 98%+ of my porn search history is amateur MFF
     
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    She did offer us a threesome on our wedding night. The three of us had done it before and it would've made a good story.

    But on your wedding night you're lucky to have the energy to half heartedly try and bang your new spouse, so we all fell asleep instead.

    She then moved in with us 3 days after we got back from the honeymoon and nothing remotely sexual happened, she went on a trip to France, met some frog and is now married to him.
     
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    I was going to respond to Nett about sleep apnea stuff but please, do not let me derail the conversation from whatever the fuck your life is. I demand more stories about the lady and the frog. How did you go from MFF history to moving in with no moves being made? Did she catch you pooping, thus losing the magic?
     
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    No idea really. She and Jägerette used to make out just about anytime they hung out, and she and I had a history before I even met Jägerette.

    I suppose it was that actually living together with a newly married couple creates a strange dynamic. Basically not shitting where you eat when you need a roof over yorur head.
     
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    We joke that our nuptials were a party with a side of wedding so we knew going into it that there was about zero chance of sexy time happening that night. It was a cocktail inspired wedding so I naturally consumed an unnatural amount of bourbon. The newly minted wifey put me to sleep and went back down to the hotel bar for the after party. A lot of women would be pissed but I picked a good one.
     
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    It isn’t easy when young, but the age we all are now to get a girl for the MFF just isn’t going to happen without a ton of effort and luck. The term unicorn is an apt description.

    You want a dude to join you and your partner however and you can have a line out the door looking like a job fair in Brampton.

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