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[WDT] EASTER WEEKEND [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 19, 2019.

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  1. bewildered

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    Hoppy Easter! Don't eat too many peeps...

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    Focus: Easter weekend festivities.
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Man if your going to post almost naked, just go the extra step and show some nip or vageen. The rest of the internet has you beat if you don't.
     
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    This is such a dumb thing to get mad about, but does anyone else ever feel like completely losing their shit whenever they have one of those 'consider every possible goddamn thing on the menu' types in front of them in the sandwich line?

    "Ooo is the vinegar good? I don't know if vinegar goes well with turkey. What cheese do you recommend? I don't know if I should get salt. Hmm... maybe a little salt. Not too much. How many calories are in the southwest sauce? I'm on a point system. Have you heard of it? How much mayonaise do you think I should put on?"

    BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU.

    I read about this guy yesterday who choked a cashier for bagging his chips wrong, and of course thought "Man, what a psycho." But listening to shit while trying to get my lunch today made me empathize with him a little.

    Anyway, happy Easter weekend everyone.
     
  4. Improper

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  5. bewildered

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    Then post a good one Mister Porn Connoisseur. My search turned up a whole lot of scary bunny costumed men plowing trashy-not-sexy ladies.
     
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    Joke goes whoosh.
     
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    I totally get it.

    Before McDonalds put in their kiosks my blood pressure went through the roof almost every time I went to one. I'd stand in line to order and the person in front of me would be chatting with someone, browsing their phone, or simply picking their ass. Right in front of them is the fucking menu. Where it's always been. For the last 75 God damn years.

    After standing in line for 5 minutes it would be their turn to order and the first thing out of their fucking mouth would be "Hmmmmm..." as they stare at the menu like they just arrived from outer space and it hadn't been in front of them for the past 5 minutes. Not to mention the fact that it hasn't changed in the past 25 years.

    "Hmmm..." they would continue...."What comes with the Big Mac?"

    GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! A BIG MAC COMES WITH A BIG MAC. HOW DO YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THIS ?

    I'm still surprised I've never punched one of these mouth breathers in the back of the head.

    Then again, fast food employees are also a special kind of stupid. I went to Carls Jr one day and ordered biscuits and gravy. For my utensils they handed me two knifes. I looked at the guy, looked at my biscuits and gravy, and looked at my two plastic knifes. "So am I supposed to use these like chop sticks or what?" I asked. He just wandered away without a word and once he finally returned informed me "We're out of forks and spoons." It didn't even cross his small mind to inform me of this before taking my money and serving me food that kind of requires a fork or a spoon. I should've asked him to demonstrate for me how to eat biscuits and gravy with only 2 plastic knifes, but I simple walked out and wrote Carls Jr off as a place I'll ever spend any of my money again.
     
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    Sorry children. Easter has. Been canceled. This year.

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    Started watching that video, decided to show it to my 4 year old before the ending... whoops.

    He started laughing and said “they turkey disappeared!!!”
     
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    Watching Ten Commandments as an adult, all I can think is “Jesus.....People used to consider this great acting”. They perform like silent film stars, it’s friggin hilarious. Effects are still impressive, though.
     
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    Man I have not seen more outrage on my facebook feed in my life than the nurses going wild about that senator's comments about playing cards all shift.
     
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    Being from New York I'm used to politicians saying stupid shit. But she just won the prize.
     
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    What a dumbass she is. That’s one of the last professions that should be attacked in any way.
     
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    Man, those short shorts chicks wear with half their ass hanging out the bottom are the coolest thing ever. Best part of living in a warm weather state. The only problem is it's hard not to stare like a drooling an idiot.

    Yeah, she is, but the inevitable glorifying their jobs that results from comments like that makes me roll my eyes. I'm sure it's hard work, but people going on like they're heroes for doing their jobs gets old really fast. Granted, nurses save lives so they actually have something of a claim to that, but still...
     
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    A woman walked up to me today and said "Man I know you was FINE when you were young."

    Thanks for randomly reminding me I'm old. Bitch.
     
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    That’s like telling fat people that they’re “brave” for wearing what they have on. Just DRIPPING with shitty intentions.
     
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    She was propositioning you old man.
     
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    Well, phooey.
     
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    Except getting old happens to everyone. I don’t think it’s that bad. Like you still have enough of a physique that it’s obvious you used to be hot, until gravity happened.
     
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