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[WDT] EARTH DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Apr 22, 2022.

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  1. AFHokie

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    Is this "group" event happening in your basement?
     
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    No, I know exactly what kind of taser or cattle prod works best down there.

    Jesus, can't a guy electrocute his friends without everyone thinking it's some sort of sex thing?
     
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    I would never kink shame you. You go, boy, do your thing.
     
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    No.
     
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    Fine. Guess who found out how tightly an asshole clenches if properly electrocuted?
     
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    @scootah, a long time ago.
     
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    Kurgo makes fitted covers for bench seats - look for the extended version. Waterproof and machine washable, though I air dry mine. Very durable - mine survived 3 pits and and sorts of dirt/weather/body fluids. They also make a variety of hammock style seat covers, bench seat covers, and cargo area covers.

    https://www.amazon.com/Kurgo-Seat-C...go+extended+dog+seat+cover,aps,83&sr=8-5&th=1
     
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    I have a Kurgo and am happy with its durability. Just check the measurements to make sure it fits your seat.

    The fit isn't as perfect as a model-specific seat cover might be, but mine is easy to install and remove, and keeps the fuzz mostly contained. I'm happy with it.
     
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    Nett, just know that no matter what you try, there will be dog hair in the cab of the truck including the front seats. If the back seat is going to be for the animals only, I would be tempted to put the old thick plastic covers on the back seats like the old Jewish Mother stereotype. I am going to get my old truck cleaned up inside and give it a try. That will still not help the fur on the carpet and fur on the front seats that eventually will get there.
     
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    Hair I am well aware of. Used to have 2 golden retrievers.

    It’s more the leather damage from claws than anything.
     
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    Good lord. Sweet dogs but they leave an entire lap dog’s weight in hair just getting off the couch. Combine that in the summer with the fact they constantly want to lick your ears off…


    The only dogI can verify worse for shedding are Newfoundlands. They’re water digs and in the summer leave these horrific smears of Whateverthefuck against whatever they run they lie massive bodies against.
     
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    EVERYTHING clenches when you get electrocuted. Then you either fall down or go flying whilst everything unclenches.
     
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    I've had to scrub the ceiling near the back door a few times because our Newf shaked out before I could get a towel over her when she came in during a rain storm.

    It's not too bad when she blows her undercoat...it tends to stay in clumps that are easy to pick up instead of turning into a cloud of fur like the GSD video
     
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    Nah, shedding I can handle... rotting I can't.

    They will find any and all water (even the kiddie pools we'd set up in the back yard), and roll around in it, to the point that their fur would mold/mildew.

    Our one girl would constantly get ear infections as a result... and the shit that the vet would pull out of her ears was "worthy of a potato farmer", to quote her.

    We had a back door airlock kind of thing just filled with dog towels... when they came in, they were told "kennel", and would go and lay down in that room full of towels, and we'd close the door. About an hour later they'd be dry and we'd let them out.

    But yeah... take them to the beach, and they'd run off at full tilt to the big pile of rotting fish that had washed up, roll around in it, and then come back all proud about how badly they stunk... and then look all sad when you wanted them to keep their distance because you were too busy puking.
     
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    Oh, summer of 2020 my then 1yr old son decided the best thing to do with the ritz cracker he was eating was to scoop the eight inch drool off her jowl and eat it...my wife still starts to dry heave if I mention it
     
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    babies and dogs... a lovely combination...
     
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    I have a 2019 F150 SuperCrew Cab, and I love the shit out of this thing:

    Tapiona XXL Dog Seat Cover - 63Wx94L Black Color Back Seat Cover

    I don't know if it would quite fit. Amazon description says it would fit an F-350, but I would measure it.

    I also have these and love them.

    Bushwhacker - Paws n Claws Vehicle Door Protector for Dogs - Sold as Pair - Car Door Scratch Guard K9

    And if I had any real scratch and was spending more time in the truck with my dogs, I would get a Gunner Kennel.
     
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    Yep, already have a Gunner... awesome crate.

    Thanks for the heads up on the Tapiona. I've just ordered one, and have a bunch of moving pads coming in as well to supplement.

    Looking to make a back seat "cocoon" for long road trips with a chewing puppy. Wish me luck.
     
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    Fingers crossed. Sounds like you’ll be more than covered.

    One more product I have had really good luck with. Pet safe barnacle. They are a lot more challenging than a kong for my mongrels. I’ve never ordered a small, but I’d bet they’d work for a high drive puppy.
     
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