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[WDT] DOUGHNUT DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 2, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy donut day! Combo that with leave work early day and you will have a wonderful Friday. I guess I should have made this thread about 10 hrs ago so you could have sprung into action. Using that PTO. Flipping the bird on the way out. Speeding home. Ripping off your clothes. Grabbing a beer. Laying on the roof. Sexy naked roof beers porn yielded more pitched shingled roofs, but roof porn yielded more things you might actually like to look at. PS: there are far too many people putting glass things in their booties.

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    Happy Friday! Y'all be good.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Those are clearly padded. I'm not complaining, just pointing it out.

    I don't even know what I'm going to do this weekend; some car shit, no doubt.
    Jungle Julia finished with her Spring recital yesterday, which had her very stressed out. She's been a lot calmer since then.

    I actually like the recitals; for the last couple of years, I do the announcements, and I'll add in jokes/ facts etc. about the music her students are playing.

    This season, I got to throw some punches at Kanye West and Billy Joe Armstrong.
     
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    I am a few triple IPAs deep. Holy crap do these beers have some punch - I think they're 10.5%.

    I have not yet ripped off my clothes but the night is still young.
     
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    Triple IPA's are like fentanyl. It'll get you fucked up but just a little too much and you're wrecked.
     
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    So, I came across my first aggro driver yesterday. They were behind me for 2 blocks just laying on their horn the whole time.

    Negativity and aggression is definitely the outlier. But, I've been considering a sticker indicating precious cargo on board. People behind me often can't even tell what the front of my bike looks like from the rear, let alone that I am hauling a little child. In general, people have been really great with their treatment of us on the roads, and I think a big part of that is who is with me.

    Which do you like more, or is there one you've seen that's better? Yellow is probably more visible.
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    Oh yeah? How's the fent in Cali? I hear it's to DIE for!
     
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    You haven't lived until you've induced a driver to get out of their car and initiate a physical confrontation with you.
     
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    I really hope that day never comes.

    I was going full out, 20-22mph in a 25 next to a school and this guy was not pleased that I was impeding his Friday. I did not acknowledge the aggressive driver, I just slowed down after he started up so my breathing was easier. I went down to like 17, which surely pissed him off further, but if something happened I wanted to be able to speak coherently.

    It's just crazy about the polar opposite reactions from people. In the same day, I had one guy in a big lifted truck compliment the bike and ask for a pic, plus others who stopped and chatted while I was locking up or packing up groceries. Then, there was THAT guy.
     
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    In DC we call that a Tuesday.

    I've never had any get out if their car. The closest ive experienced was a guy that after honking at me as we went down a hill to a stop sign told me he would kick my ass. He drove off when I moved towards his door.

    My plan wasn't to fight him, but to kick his door shut and hold it shut on him if he did try to get out. I don't think he knew that.
     
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    Getting out your car to yell at me is a signal for “Please hit with your car”. Which I most certainly will try to do if that ever happens, because that’s a zero-tolerance policy.

    Don’t get out of your car. Ever.
     
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    Had my last race this morning before my marathon training block starts in August. I thought it was gonna be a nice easy 5k. I was wrong. There were over 900 people present. A half mile from the start, they funneled all of us onto a sidewalk filled with tourists. For those of you who have been to the Riverwalk in San Antonio, imagine if someone organized a large charity race along that during peak season. Plus, there was duck and goose shit everywhere.

    I immediately changed my goal from "let's place and win a medal to show off" to "please don't hurt yourself." Did not see anyone fall in the river, but there's a 100% chance that happened. I saw many people slide on the goose and duck shit and fall hard.
     
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    I would've slid my ass into one of the Riverwalk bars and said fuck the shit running
     
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    That's a fact. I've been wanting to go back to the Esquire.
     
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    @bewildered Im really sorry and kinda pissed this happened to you.

    Our society has allowed the boorish assholes among us to flourish because of the fear of what they might do. We have this backwards; people should act in a civilized manner out of the fear that there’s a good chance they’ll get punched in the mouth if they don’t.
     
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    if you love people watching, Riverwalk is one of the best places you can go. Right up there with the Vegas strip. Sooooo many people go there on dates, and sometimes it doesn't end well.

    On a WDT related note, today we're leaving on an RV trip. I'm pulling a 38' trailer, through Houston. Houston drivers can suck all of my dick. Plus, it's supposed to be raining pretty heavy. I'm very excited.
     
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    Have fun! I’m just finishing up the 5 day fishing weekend here at the lake and am about to drive back across the country.

    Too bad all the fishing around here has been just nonexistent. They’re having the Canadian Fly Fisherman’s Championship at 6 lakes in the area and they’ve all experienced major winter kill and huge algae infestations. I have no idea how anyone is going to catch any fish.

    Normally we’d catch 3 each on a bad day, up to 10 each on a great day.

    This year we had no keepers, and 2 monsters break line out of the 7 of us.
     
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    My mom and stepdad are nearly 70 years old. I just got the most glorious picture of them at Rise Lounge and Smokeasy, a recreational marijuana joint. It made my day, them sitting with a couple of bongs and a tray of weed.
     
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    I had a boomer get out at 7:30 in the morning. I lurched at a three way stop when he was a quarter of the way through his turn in front of me. He laid on his horn the whole way as he finished his turn. I flew the bird. He stopped and got out. I drove around him and left. He was a good 20 yards away when I lurched and stopped. Closest we got was 30 feet as he made the turn laying on the horn. It was all so ridiculous.
     
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