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[WDT] CHEESE LOVERS DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 20, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Cheese
    And The People Who Love Them
    It's the creamiest. The saltiest. The stretchiest. The melty-est. It's why I want to own a goat, and it has nothing to do with dicks. According to wikipedia,
    I've made simple paneer with milk and lemon juice. I have rennet in the fridge in the hope that one day, I'll find somebody who will let me milk their cow. And I hit alllllllllllllll the cheese sales.

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    Other than my kid, the one other good thing pregnancy gave me was semi lactose tolerance. I'll take it.

    In my quest for a sexy cheese lady, I found a very surprising variety on the idea of "cheese porn."


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    That's enough of that.

    Who knew cheese was such a versatile prop?



    Happy Friday all y'all!
     
  2. Aetius

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    Is she Kraft single?
     
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    Got to #3 aaaaand I am officially done with the internet for today. Christ.
     
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    See what I mean? A SURPRISING variety!
     
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    Well there ya go, I always thought it was dropping a turd, who'd of thought it was actually dropping a curd. Never to old to learn something new.
     
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    Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her turds and whey
     
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    That isn't even that bad in the worst things you can see on the internet.
     
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    Oh I know, but I’ll never be able to look at a bowl of Kraft Mac & Cheese the same again.
     
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    Aroused?
     
  10. Revengeofthenerds

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    first "long run" of my half marathon training tomorrow. 45 minutes, which right now is about 25 minutes longer than I've gone before. I might die.
     
  11. walt

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    Throbbing.

    Actually I’m too busy laughing, imagining an “American Pie” moment with someone fucking a bowl of it.

    “This Easy Mac really is easy!!”
     
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    Cheese is great. There’s so many reasons, times and occasions for it. And there are many kinds. Funny how some can last years forgotten in a cupboard, while others rot quicker than the black shit from “Prometheus” when kept at perfect temperatures.
     
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    my wife freezes shredded cheese and eats it out of a bowl like ice cream
     
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    It never ceases to amaze me... Other board members post shit like this, and no one bats an eye.

    I post some tasteful bush pictures, and everyone calls me a degenerate.

    I don't want to live in this world anymore.
     
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    I think there is posting in jest and posting seriously.
     
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    I appreciate a good bush, you're all good there Bandit.
     
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    Bewildered has become a little twisted recently.
     
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