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[WDT] ARBOR DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 28, 2023.

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  1. greybeard

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    I had a somewhat different image in mind when you mentioned chains and hammock in the one sentence.
     
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  3. dixiebandit69

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    Oh, the ones they had were stupid fast; I think like 60+ mph.
     
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    So these conjoined twins got married.

    I have so, so many questions.

    If one dies, can you cut its head off or whatever and then the other one just operates as normal?

    Also, the husband has got to have some weird fetish.
     
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    That's your question? You have the opportunity to ask them a question and that's the one you choose?


    I'm going old school TiB and asking the most debauch questions I can think of.
     
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    "So... when he goes ass-to-mouth... how is the mouth decided? Bad game of rock paper scissors?"
     
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    "when she sucks your shit off his dick after said ass-to-mouth... do you taste it too?"
     
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    The questions just write themselves.
     
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    "How does consent work? Does he need to get a majority? What if one head isn't in the mood... does the other one still get to get laid?"
     
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    The upper portions of their bodies are different. So no, they wouldn't taste it.

    But, what if one likes anal the other doesn't?
    Do they both cum at the same time?
    Does the "single" sister just watch her sister gargling balls or does she try to tune out and watch Seinfeld?
    If the single sister meets a dude, is he going to be ok with some other dude plowing his girl half the time?
     
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    Ya think?
    I'm sure there is some weird porn category for said fetish.
     
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    You could presumably throat fuck one for eternity while the other one does the breathing.
     
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    Yeah. You know how when you prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving and there’s that little flap of skin on the neck hole holding in the giblets and such? Flop that over and scotch tape it shut. I dunno, I’m not a doctor.
     
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    Does it count as plural marriage?
     
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    It's a new type of polygamy. The Mormons are going to be jealous as hell.
     
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    Probably. Yet, as far as faces and bodies, and probably personalities, these girls aren't even close to being the most unattractive people on the planet. There's plenty of women with one head that are less appealing.

    Yeah, I said it. I meant it, and I'm here to represent it.

    I congratulate them.
     
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    Boy, it got real quiet in here after I said the two girls that share one body are better than some one headed ladies. It feels like the virtual equivalent of y'all looking at me weird and backing away slowly.
     
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    I'm over here, hoeing silently in the garden, watching you and judging you.
     
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    I carry no shame for what I said. Those girls are heads and shoulders above some the women I can see right now from my spot in the Walmart parking lot
     
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    I'm still thinking about all the possibilities that a situation like that presents.

    In all seriousness though, while I know they never would do it, if they wrote a tell all ( and I do mean tell ALL ) book, I'd be the first to buy an advance copy.
     
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