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[WDT] ARBOR DAY 2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 24, 2020.

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  1. NatCH

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    Maybe your concussions and brain surgery just makes you mix up Facebook and iTunes?

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  2. Revengeofthenerds

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  3. toytoy88

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    Beaches in AZ? Have y'all never heard of Lake Havasu?

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    Yeah, that place infested with quagga mussels?
     
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    Not only is that the original and sacred site where they invented tribal armband tattoos, legend has it that somewhere in Lake Havasu is a creek that is the world’s only known natural source for 99 Bananas.

    The original London Bridge is also there. The one they used to stick severed heads like William Wallace’s on. Really. Don’t ask me why.
     
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    So...about one o'clock today the boredom over took me and I decided White Russians were a damn good idea.

    I drove to the liquor store to pick up supplies, got out of my car and started walking in. Someone yelled "toytoy you better not be walking into that liquor store" I turned and looked and it was one of my childhood friends. Damn, it's good to be back home where I randomly run into people that have been life long friends.

    And Yay! White Russians! It's been a few years. No doubt I'm going to regret it tomorrow, but right now I'm happy.
     
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    Anyone else having to increasingly tell their children they can’t do something because the doctor isn’t open right now?
     
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    How the hell did I miss this?

    Ex-slugger Jose Canseco joins pursuit of Bigfoot, aliens

    Crap. I left Vegas to soon. I could've gone Bigfoot and UFO hunting at the same time. With Jose Canseco.

    Sadly, I probably would've paid the $5K entry fee purely for the entertainment value.
     
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    So tempted. My husband would kill me though.

    Yesterday I looked up Cadbury eggs while I was ordering flour and the 60ct ones were on sale but not that 48ct size. I mentioned to him about being super tempted to buy it but deciding that was a bad idea and he agreed. "Something something... we are bad at rationing treats around here."

    Imma just have to wait til next Easter and buy the little 5 pack like an adult.
     
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    Being an adult is no fun. Tell your husband that your carrying his child and the least he can do is indulge your cravings. Guilt is your best weapon in this situation.
     
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    Fucking Cadbury and Reeses eggs are the murder of any diet I try and start. Luckily I think they discontinued the Halloween Cadburry eggs. I can resist Reese's pumpkins by themselves. Reeses and Cadbury together is another story. Ive risked my life and health with the Rona this year stopping at the local Kroger to pick up the buy 2 get 1 free deal.
     
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    I would feel guilt for weaponizing guilt. It's a vicious circle. Besides, you should see the grocery pickup order list that he is picking up after work today. No cravings were spared.

    I need to be more careful anyway. Already turning into a land whale. I've got +/- 3 weeks left and the physical discomfort is getting to me.
     
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    You're going to have to revise your profile photo.

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    just snorted on myself
     
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    I just peed myself.

    But for real, thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
     
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    Get used to that. After two kiddos now my wife usually pees herself when she sneezes. Most of the time. Thank god she has a sense of humor.
     
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    Since a few of you live around Toronto, I thought you might find this interesting.

    It's a story from my hometown about a girl that grew up here. Not only is she an 18 year old, female helicopter pilot. She is an employed 18 year old female helicopter pilot. She flies in Toronto for Global News.

    Having been around pilots my entire life I'm amazed by what she's accomplished, and to be flying daily in congested air space on top of that.....wow. I know when I was 18 I had my head so far up my own ass it would've been a bad idea for me to drive in a big city.

    Good job kid.
     
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    That’s as big as a news group gets here, and since it’s Canada they won’t waste her skills constantly filming highway police chases.

    That’s an amazing accomplishment. When you consider you need to go through all your flying hours, PLUS instrument and flight testings.... she must be prodigy.
     
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    Why can’t we all just own one of these? Is it so much to ask?

     
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