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[WDT] ARBOR DAY 2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 24, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy Arbor Day! Go plant a tree.... or burn one down. Wait, that was 4/20. This is 4/24.

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    I learned a new word today: Dendrophilia. Man, people will have sex with anything.

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    There may be an overlap in tree sex, drug use, and covens. But what do I know.

    Happy Friday everybody. Here's a list of tree inspired beverages to consume after planting the tree of your choice. They are all tequila based. Of course, it's Friday and you're on lockdown, so you might be stuck with whatever is in the liquor cabinet and refrigerator.
     
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    Does a banana daiquiri count?

    Asking for me.
     
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    I started drinking rum and cokes since 2pm today.

    I be more than a little buzzed.

    I’ve convinced some of my WFH teammates to do the same.

    Happy Friday!
     
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    If you didn't know dendrophiliac from the line in Can't Hardly Wait, I, I, don't even think I want to know you.

     
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    Paint fumes and Tivoli Helles Lager for me, it’s been a fun day.
     
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    My day off is tomorrow, so I got some margs planned tonight. I recommend Zing Zang brand mix. Not too sour and made with real lime juice.

    or, you know, make a true margarita. But I’m lazy.
     
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    Eh. Let's be real. Ya didn't want to know me before that.


    I tried making the fam some real margaritas one holiday. Tequila, triple sec, lime juice, salted rim. Me and my dad ended up drinking them all because they were "not yummy."

    When I "bartended" the house recipe was Zing Zang, sprite, non alcoholic triple sec (probably because it was cheaper), dash of OJ, and tequila with a salted rim. They were weak as shit but people guzzled them down happily.
     
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    The secret to “yummy” margaritas without all that garbage is simple syrup.
     
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    Bingo.
     
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    or you just add enough tequilla to the first batch of real ones so they don't taste or care about what's in the rest
     
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    I have a Mexican uncle by marriage who had his own secret recipe everyone raved about. He used twice the tequila. That was it. He does make some strong ass drinks.
     
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    WafFle House?
     
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    We're Fucking Horny?

    Windex Farmer's Horses?
     
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    Working For Hoes
     
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    Aren't you the team leader?

    So you da hoe.
     
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    Boom roasted.
     
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    I'm the senior ho at my company... I get pimped out all day, every day.
     
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    You're their bottom bitch.
     
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    Power bottom.
     
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    I believe the agreed upon corporate title is CEHoe.
     
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