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[WDT] APRIL FOOLS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 1, 2022.

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  1. Juice

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    Getting closer…

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    Hurricanes Are My Bitch

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    Figured that would get y’all in the right direction. Either she has fake tits, or they’re awkwardly propped up on an inflatable pool of fat. 80/20 it’s the latter at this point.
     
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    56 and 66. I wanna see what the fuck that belly button looks like
     
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    95 and 96

    Let’s debate gender.
     
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    that’s a dangerous game. And what’s to say the gender evidence isn’t covered up by food scars anyway?
     
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    #Unexpecteddevelopments
     
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    Maybe Gunt is a gender now?
     
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    Damnit! I missed the photo opportunity. I was introducing my 7 year old son to Warren G and Nate Dog's Regulate on the way to school and just forgot all about it.
     
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    Drove about 45min to pick up my e-bike. I'm here but haven't seen it yet. Immediately went to blow their bathroom up. Nitro coffee is both a blessing and a curse.
     
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    Well, I caught a stomach bug from my wife. Second time I’ve had this in two weeks. I want to die.



    I’ll post the fat chick tits update when I can stop shitting.
     
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    One. You never go ass to mouth. Two, you can skip the second part.
     
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    I was thinking the same... but man, as scary as that is, it's even scarier if it's not.
     
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    This is a trick. There are no nipples.

    They're either buried in whatever expired mustard-scented folds lay across the front of that body or they have been stretched out to the point where they can no longer be recognized.
     
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    They could be the kind where the boob is so distorted from excessive weight gain that the nipple is on the underside and no longer faces front.
     
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    I think I covered that in my response that you quoted.
     
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