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[WDT] APRIL FOOLS [NSFW]

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy April Fools Day! Anyone get a good prank in? I know @Revengeofthenerds is always harrassing his wife, so tell the class what you put her through today.

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    Well, would you? >-----^

    I am so thankful it is the weekend. Spring is hitting me strong and I want to vigorously pursue house projects, like paint. I hate painting but I hate looking at the half finished laundry room job more.

    Happy Friday.

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    I deliberately put Parmesan cheese in meatballs and gave them to someone that I knew was lactose intolerant to see what would happen. He was fine, but it was a pretty good prank. I’m fairly certain he’s full of shit, though.
     
    #2 Juice, Apr 1, 2022
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    It’s my step father’s 70th bday today. The joke is that he’s somehow survived this long
     
    #3 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 1, 2022
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    Hard cheeses have very little lactose in them.

    The best prank I was ever part of involved 20 people lifting and walking one end of a Ford Ranger after the other until it was stuck between two posts.
     
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    Best prank was when we jammed a hair brush into a passed out dude's ass to prove he's gay.





    edit - Shit, signed in under wrong user
     
    #5 GTE, Apr 1, 2022
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    This morning, my boss told everybody at work:
    "Look everybody! Bandit showed up to work today and said 'April Fools!'"

    Yup. Nobody else got it, either.

    This kind of shit is one of the many reasons I'm leaving this company.
    One more week to go...
     
    #6 dixiebandit69, Apr 1, 2022
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    Hubs and I are text babysitting a friend who is taking VA prescribed ketamine tonight. What a trip. I ordered him pizza with driver instructions of ' if he doesn't answer the door in a couple minutes just leave it.'

    He's having an excellent night.

    My favorite meme of the night

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    #7 bewildered, Apr 1, 2022
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    That’s Lexi Belle. Any man on earth would.
     
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    my wife is pretty lactose intolerant but also gets easily constipated, so she puts a lot of cream in her coffee to help out. If she’s being particularly annoying though, I’ll put some extra cream in there and send her to the shitter for another hour or so
     
    #9 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 1, 2022
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    My 5 year old daughter told me I had a spider on my shoulder at least 15 times today. Kids are dumb, April fool's is worse.

    The real prank will be my 7 week old son waking up at 2am instead of 6. Mostly because fuck my life.

    Completely unrelated to the above and because I didn't reply in time to the awesome super guitar video posted in last week's WDT, this is worth a watch. It's not three guitars, but it is a combo bass/electric played by Charlie Hunter. And yes, it looks like he's pooping while he plays because, well, his shit is hard.
     
    #10 effinshenanigans, Apr 1, 2022
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    Um, three guitars AND a harp, thank you very much.
     
    #11 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 1, 2022
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    And you forgot the Climax Regulator.
     
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    So did I for a little while, but lately my game been strong.
     
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    I don't follow many people at all on Twitter. And I never post. However, I find it useful for a few things like keeping up with Braves or Rush news. But . . . if you ever want to just scroll through for some chuckles, George Wallace is hilarious and silly.
     
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    Did I miss the part where he started masturbating?
     
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    Anyone know how to keep mockingbirds away from feeders, outside of just shooting them? They are not as sweet and wholesome as the book insist.
     
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    have you tried mocking them?
     
    #18 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 2, 2022
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    it involves a diamond ring, but then I think it quickly spirals out of control.
     
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