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WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty beaver

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. TX.

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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Cookie's drunk. She's drunk at Gloria's.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Here's a cross-border sandwich for you, Sack: Canada on the left, 'Merica on the right:

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    ...to be THAT meat. FUCK.
     
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    Suggestion: if you said you'd kill to have access to a private system, there are countries that you can immigrate to, without even having to kill someone to gain access, where there are private health care systems. Then again if you're not willing to immigrate somewhere to get access to something I sincerely doubt you're serious when you say you'd take a human life for it.

    come to think of it, the prison health care system isn't under the purvey of the provincial plans, so you can always try killing someone and see how that works for you.
     
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    You're in a pissy mood lately. Is the girl sleeping all weekend on you again?

    In the interest of full disclosure, I'm not sure what nationality these girls are, but I like to think it's a multicultural picture:

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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!


    So does mine, motherfucker prescribes anything you ask. God Bless America.

    edit: fuck it, damn busted links.
     
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    No, I'm not. I'm sorry that you are incapable of interpreting anything but being your shiney bubbly BFF as being moody.
     
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    Clearly I was mistaken.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Still drunk. Still wishing I had another margarita. That is all.

    Happy fourth and stuff.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    That's why you don't stop. Sheesh!
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    What a great night. Fireworks at the lake, beer, wine, homemade limoncello, and the Mrsanthropic is drunk off her ass.

    I think I'll try some buttseks now while she's passed out.

    But before I do, here is some serious American pussy:

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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    I am having my first ever vodka tonic and I must say - not bad. Not bad at all. And the fact that it prevents malaria is a bonus.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    The fuck is this guy a goddamn indian or what? Thinks he's captain tying knots. People need knots tied they go to him. Bull shit! Oh look, I'm mister walkway. Mister walk down me. Lead me to the building, fuck you.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Some raccoons appeared at our patio. Jägerette attempted to get a picture with them. This is what I got:


    Raccoon. He is the gray out of focus blur.
     

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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Annual barbecue today. Frisbee sized steaks, washer-toss (Newfie Horseshoes) and aimlessly drinking in a sun-parched backyard. That's more like it after having a flesh-eating fever for 6 FUCKING STRAIGHT DAYS.

    How a little unity party music to kick this nice day off, people?

     
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    That is not a raccoon. That is a cat.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Drinking vodka and tonics on the balcony makes me think I have wasted the last few years of my drinking life by not embracing this wonderful concoction earlier. And it turns out the folk wisdom was right: clear liquors are superior for summer drinking. Holy christ this shit might even be better than beer for summer drinking.

    The fact that I'm not wearing my watch makes it not count that I was drinking, outside, before noon. And the distant vuvuzelas and car horns have alerted me to the fact the soccer game has ended. Funny, those vuvuzelas are like the opposite of a war cry: instead of inspiring fear and terror, they make me want to un-do the canadian citizenship act of 1967, become a subject of Her Majesty, and go on a red coat wearing, bayonet fixed rampage against the zulus.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Weekend is here. Woo. As tradition dictates, I will be using my mouth to allow many beers access to my 'Q zone'. As the Queen mother once famously said "It's time to cunt this weekend in the fuck".
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Fixed that for you.
     
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    "So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah?" -- Thank you Jeff Spicoli for putting it in terms I can understand.


    Took the last bets of the weekend, now to the beach with about 100 fellow ex-pats. Have the town's one hotel completely rented out for the festivities tonight and tomorrow. Splurged and bought some Coors, not for the flavor, but for the taste of home, and some Tico m-80 type bombs that will most likely take my hand off.
     
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