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[WDT] 8/23 EAT A WAFFLE [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 23, 2019.

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  1. bewildered

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    August 23 is dedicated to sponge cake.
    I think that sponge cake is one of those things we should forget ever existed. The only thing with sponge cake I have consumed is a diabetic friendly banana pudding dessert served in a trifle dish. The sponge cake killed it. And by killed it I mean was distractingly dry among all the delicious bananas, pudding, and whipped topping.
    In summary, fuck sponge cake. Tell me I'm wrong.

    Tomorrow the 24th is National Waffle day. Now that's a holiday I can get behind. Waffles are objectively better than pancakes. Chicken and waffles exist, and they should continue to in perpetuity, or for as long as drunk and hungover people exist. You can grill other scrumptious items in your waffle maker like cinnamon rolls and pizza. All drunk friendly foods. By drunk friendly I mean you probably won't burn your house down and the food is delicious.

    The real winners happen next week: dog day and wine day. That's my week!

    Aug 23rd: Happy birthday to Chloe Couture, Christiana Cinn, and August Ames.


    Chloe Couture
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    August Ames (on the right. Also RIP)
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    Focus: Friday, Friday, gonna get down on Friday. You know what to do, and it involves a waffle.
     
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    Her wikipedia entry is kind of funny: "She appeared in almost 290 movies, including a non-pornographic film in 2016"
     
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    Have you tried making Blue Waffles in your waffle maker? And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you should totally go ahead and Google it.
     
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    The internet so badly wants me to see that today. Even my search for "waffle porn" turned up a few blues.
     
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    'wildered knows how to start a WDT. Bring it. Boobs are awesome.
     
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    One of my new year's resolutions was to make sure every WDT started with boobies or booty. I've failed a couple times but generally find at least one to start the thread.
    Here's to another 4 months of booty and booby!
     
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    You’re awesome.
     
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    My wife does cinnamon roles in our waffle maker. It's delicious.

    Today my youngest turned 2. Seems like yesterday the oldest was born. Now I have two boys, 5 and 2. Fuck does time fly.
     
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    yea Wednesday was our 9 year anniversary, we have a 6 and a 3 year old.
     
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    They recovered my roommate's stolen truck. I am now convinced he is to stupid to function in this world.

    His ignition was punched out and the interior destroyed. Canopy: Gone. Tools: Gone. Fishing Poles: Gone. Everything gone. Grille was busted up. He didn't want to press charges. What. The. Fuck. He wasted the cops time and resources just to let the cocksuckers walk away, I'm sure the cops really appreciate that.

    But it gets even better...in the back of his truck is now a busted up rototiller, a weed eater, and a 5ft tall plastic black panther. Shit they obviously stole from somewhere. His parting words to the cop? "Tell them they can come over and get their stuff out of the back of the truck."

    Stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker. How can anyone be this fucking dumb?
     
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    The first time we got robbed, while at the State Police barracks giving a statement I could hear the two assholes that broke in down the hall screaming that my Dad ( who caught and ID'd them ) was lying. I asked the trooper if I could borrow his gun for a minute. To his credit, he laughed.
     
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    Like I said in rep, wait till you blink and they're in high school. Our oldest is a senior this year and if I think about it more than 30 seconds, it rattles me. His brother is only two years behind him.
     
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    Wait, more appropriate for this thread..
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    Picked up some cheap tickets to Aaron Lewis tonight!
     
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    Don’t speak Spanish or he might walk off the stage
     
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    Isn't this more appropriate for tib?
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    No, he walked off the stage because Valley audiences ARE FUCKING AWFUL.
     
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    Well I was looking for tweking gifs affirming that the viewer is awesome but all I could find was Chris Farley being sexy.

    Your black and white porn meme picture scares me a lil bit. Please don't find the video of that still.
     
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    This is turning into the rip thread between Farley and Ames
     
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    Ames' bits and pieces are resting now. Farley just needs someone to take one of these
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    And dispense about a kilo of cocaine on his grave. He'll be up and spinning in no time, doing fat guy in a little coat like he never stopped.
     
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