We have an office birthday today. That means very little work. It's already chaotic and there is champagne and OJ in the fridge. I have no idea who brought that. With that the theme is boobs and cake.
Camping this weekend. I'm feeling all manly with a cooler of beer and fishing rods in the car and a canoe strapped to the roof.
Now I am gonna be staring at that all day. I also want cake now dammit. It's Friday and I am already broke, I have a buddy and his wife staying with me and originally it was just supposed to be a few month deal, heard them on Skype last night and overheard them say that they would still be here in fucking November? Now comes a conversation about about splitting rent and utilities, not really looking forward to that but I can't afford to house 2 people for free, friends or not.
That's chewin' tobacco, SG. Probably from when Jethro spit it out and proclaimed, 'Dem dere is some nice 'ole titties!'
Jesus titty fucking Christ. The whole damned planet has lost it's collective mind: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/02/seattle-officials-call-for-ban-on-potentially-offensive-language/?test=latestnews" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08 ... latestnews</a>
So its my cousin's bachelor party weekend, haven't been sober since last night, and I don't plan to be until Sunday' if anyone Michigan its budbash too. Strippers are supposed to be here at 7
Fuck. I hate that "Hey, my bank account isn't dreadfully light right now this is awesome!" feeling and then remembering you have yet to pay rent and tuition. So fucking broke. If this place had a bridge, I would be giving ZJs under it.
Citizen. Citizen. CITIZEN. Saying those offensive words, I am officially a racist. Come at me with all your "might", Al Sharpton.
What's the backstory on this picture? She was baking while wearing high heels and diamonds and somehow managed to get flour on no other part of her body except her left leg so she decided to take off her clothes and lie down on the table?
For someone as apparently wealthy as this girl with all her diamonds and shit, she obviously has an interior decorator, and one that needs to be fired at that. Pink and white striped wall paper in the kitchen? TACKY.
I'll be damned, I used to be part of a protected class... It might be time to start calling myself a JW again. Then again no, no its not worth it.
Yeah don't do that. Have fun instead. Fundamentalists and people worried about offending fundamentalists deserve each other: they're all morons. "Whatever you do, don't piss of the people who hate facts!" Pathetic.
The wife reads TiB through my account since she cant creat her own right now, just got this text in relation to this post "Oh man look at tib hating on the one nsfw pic that is on the wdt" "No appreciation for the nice boobs" I have to agree with her, why the hate for the nice boobs?