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WDT 8/16/13. As always the entire WDT is NSFW. Wah.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 16, 2013.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    I figured these would be appropriate seeing as how I can wake up on a Saturday morning and look out my door onto the balcony and see some very lovely looking ladies run past next to the river.

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    Well I showed up to work an hour early because they changed the schedule on me, so I'm grabbing myself a nice vodka drink before I head back in. I'm better off for it anyways, I get killer tips when I'm buzzed. So here's to the weekend drunk thread!
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    Nothing but love for ya Rush, we old people got to stick together.

    In all honesty in regards to my daughter, she's a really good kid and I want her to have fun when she goes to college. But I just worry about her being taken advantage of, which is normal as a parent I'm thinking. But she's cute, blond and blue-eyed, but what really makes me sweat, and I'll only talk about it this once because it's uncomfortable, is she's busty. And let's face it, the guys like the boobies (see: this whole thread). And guys aren't always the most scrupulous when it comes to this stuff, so I'm just hoping she's smart about it all. I don't know, I mentioned before, she had a football player start texting her out of the blue and asked her to the movies and she thought he wanted to go as friends. I tried to tell her otherwise, but she insisted. So I basically have a year to turn her cynical I guess?
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13


    It should only take him 30 seconds to do what you hope to do in a whole year.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    I can completely relate. I have a 12 year old niece that is overly developed for her age (She's actually overdeveloped for 25.) I went to pick her up from school once and there was a car load of guys in their 20's catcalling at her. In front of a fucking ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

    She thought this attention was awesome and was quite pissed at her uncle who threatened to castrate the lot of them if I ever caught them anywhere in her general vicinity. I've heard guys in their 40's & 50's yell at her and have shut their shit down just as quickly. It's like some guys see big boobs and their whole brain just shuts the fuck down.
     
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    Re: Re: WDT 8/16/13

    I may have told this story before here but my wife watches a little boy a few times a week, the first time I came home with him there I walked in and saw what I thought was his mother. A very busty, very cute mother.

    Turns out it was this little boys 12 year old sister, talk about feeling like a pederast.
     
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    This thread is making me so grateful that my nieces are super dorky with baby faces and age appropriate clothes. My oldest niece is 13 and despite her height (her dad is 6'4") she still looks every bit of 13.

    Also....

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    I don't care what time it is. It's happening y'all.
     
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    Re: Re: WDT 8/16/13

    My 14-year-old is a bit different. She's not quite so mature, although she is more athletic. They both wear age appropriate clothes, but with my older one they LOOK inappropriate. It can't be helped. I jokingly one time said something about turtlenecks for her, but according to rep, they are also a big turn-on. I can't win.

    At the bank today the girl that was helping us had chest hair. Real, honest-to-goodness chest hair. Not just a strand, multiple strands, starting high up on her chest and working its way down. Why would you wear a low-cut top with that showing? Or, why wouldn't you shave/wax it? I'm against guys waxing the chest, but ladies, have at it.
     
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  9. bewildered

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    Was it dark hair or like, overly thick vellus hair?

    I feel bad for women with too much body hair. I swear to Jesus I must have some Armenian in me because my hair is so flippin dark and thick and that shit must be taken care of, but on her chest? How embarrassing.
     
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    So hopefully when (if) I have a daughter old enough to be in the dating game I'll already be a jump master. Then one of my requirements will be that the guy jumps with me. If I don't like him a little 'malfunction' can solve the problem.
     
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    Dark hair. You could almost pet it.

    Always good to have a plan.
     
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    I went to David's Bridal to check out dresses when I was engaged and the woman they assigned me was a terror. I feel bad for her, really I do, but man was that obese, dripping with sweat, mustached woman who kept calling me Honey a total turn off. I think too many women want wedding dress shopping to be an event (also, what the fuck DB, an appointment to look through racks of dresses? Fuck off), but this was like the anti-event to end all anti-events. I am not sure how she sold a dress to anyone.
     
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    You know the theme this week is sweaty women. So, do you have a picture of her?
     
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    Sadly, it doesn't matter. There are some seriously delusional guys out there. When my cousin in Mississippi was 15 or 16 my aunt put a donkey up for sale. Some guy in his 40's showed up to look at the donkey when my cousin was home alone. She looked 15 or 16 and was wearing a baggy t-shirt and Levis. The guy took one look at her and remarked "You sure are a sexy little thing."

    Freaked her the fuck out and she immediately called me. I rushed over and confronted the asshole, made him apologize for being a creepy fucking pervert, and then gently escorted his ass off the property.
     
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    Careful what you wish for.

    I went online and checked out reviews for that store. It brought back memories. What a horrible store. $50 Craigslist dress to the rescue! Fuck bridal stores.
     
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    I have determined that any prank idea that begins with "wait is it illegal to _______" ..... is something you should re-consider when you are more sober.

    ... but fuck it.
     
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    This afternoon I got to watch the bomb squad robot fight the hazmat team's robot, Battlebots style. My weekend is off to a strong start.
     
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    I'm shocked that a gentlemen whom came over to purchase a donkey made inappropriate comments about a woman.

    When I've sold donkeys, we had grey poupon for the potential buyers. You must be doing it wrong.
     
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    He had poop on his underwear when he left, not sure of the color. I guess it all depends on what he ate earlier and how well it was digested when it accidentally came out.
     
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    The bachelor party that the boyfriend is attending (the Super Mario wedding) has slowly devolved from potential awesome to something kinda sad.

    Stage 1 - "WE SHOULD GO TO VEGAS, BABY!"
    Stage 2 - "Dude, I can't go to Vegas, my wife would kill me. How about we stay in town and do a gents day. Good steaks, get some hand rolled Cuban cigars, end the night at the rippers... Limo it up and all."
    Stage 3 - "Yeah, limos are fucking expensive. How about we just cab it. There's a Hooters near Mark's house."
    Stage 4 - "Hey guys, what if we just did a poker night at our place, get some beers, maybe some pay per view."
    Stage 5 - "Nix the pay per view. Poker and beer. BYOB."

    Sad.
     
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