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WDT 8/16/13. As always the entire WDT is NSFW. Wah.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 16, 2013.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    When you get some ideas let me know. The only one I have at the moment is putting my daughter in a convent.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    We could give you some advice, but we'd need to see a picture of the daughter in question to give you an honest answer.

    On a somewhat related note: Do any of you get weirded out when you're looking at porn, and you realize that the actress has the same name as one of your nieces?

    Just me, huh?
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    Pull a Castro. Move to Cleveland, lock her in a basement, and you should get about 10 years of worry free non-dating out of it.

    You're welcome.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    I'd find that much funnier if it didn't mention birth control in the same sentence. *shudder*. Although really not a bad idea. Or Uggs. Forgot about those.

    In college I knew this guy and all he would wear was Birkenstocks. Winter, fall, whenever. When he finally had to wear his regular shoes, they didn't fit him anymore since his feet had spread out so much.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    (Ionic column) no(pi symbol) oat birth centrol so I'm zoiiarirg birkinooks instiad
     
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    Is she on birth control? My daughter's will be going on it as soon as it's legally possible for them to be prescribed it.

    Hopefully by then there is some sort of shot that works for 5-10 years.
     
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    Hopefully that male birth control thing they have in India will be legal in the states soon so I can get that shit for my sons, too.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    Yeah, they're just awful...
     

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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    Those girls are clearly not sweating. Your sacrifice is deemed unworthy.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    I'm with ghetto - if you're going to post that twice, you better bring the heat.

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    And, this counts because she has a little sweat on her butt crack.
     
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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    Well done. Though, in my defense, their feet were sweaty as hell--that much I promise you.

    Also, regarding the double post, every now and then if you're the last post on the page and you attach an image it also comes up as the first post on the following page. I've seen it happen to other people before. No idea why.

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    Boob sweat? (Who fucking cares)
     

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    Re: WDT 8/16/13

    Since I don't care about lady pictures, here's my sweaty contribution:
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    So out of curiosity, I googled sweaty girls' pictures and I get boob shots, butt shots, and stuff similar. I google sweaty guys and get this:
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    Which, technically I guess, shows butt.

    And I knew you guys would agree on the whole Ugg boot thing. Excellent.
     
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    She could be wearing shit she dragged out of a dumpster, and if she's mildly attractive, people will still hit on her. Just look at Nicki Minaj.

    Funball, the best thing you can do is just teach your daughter to be smart--about guys, the situations she puts herself in, etc.--which I am quite certain you have by now because you clearly have a good head on your shoulders.
     
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    Funball, don't listen to effinshenanigans, he's a fucking idiot. The best thing you can do is write increasingly hyperbolic posts on a message board about the draconian measures you're going to take at the mere thought that your daughter is an independent human being who will live a life that encompasses more than you.
     
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    You foolish fool.

    That statement was intentionally cliche so she would think it was a trap and turn to something like explosives or inflatable arm flailing tube men instead.

    This ADD nation of ours...never lets the process work--always results, results, results.
     
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    Ftfy

    I keed, I keed. I had to do that - even though I know funball will red dot me.
     
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    Getting lots of love for that post. I wish I could rep myself. That photo is fantastic. The photography is top notch, and there is so much win in that picture. Fingernails and front hook bra, on top of there being a smoking hot girl with beautiful breasts. Damn.
     
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    God bless whomever changed the thread title.

    God bless you all!!!

    When you're married, it's the little things that bring you joy.
     
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