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WDT - 7/24/15

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 22, 2015.

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  1. Juice

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    Refreshing this shit.
     
    #1 Juice, Jul 22, 2015
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    I feel the same, but with a comma.
     
    #2 Nettdata, Jul 22, 2015
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    So we can honestly say you were feeling not-so-fresh?
     
    #3 Crown Royal, Jul 22, 2015
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    How bad is your shit that you have to refresh it? Or is it that your shit, it's refreshing. Or are you refreshing this, and calling us shit?
     
    #4 Nettdata, Jul 22, 2015
  5. Juice

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    The middle one.
     
    #5 Juice, Jul 22, 2015
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    Did I wake up in the future?!
     
    #6 Kubla Kahn, Jul 22, 2015
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    Yes. This is a message from future you. The coffee is poisoned. Do not drink the coffee.
     
    #7 bewildered, Jul 22, 2015
  8. Juice

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    Its the future and KIMaster has found you and has targeted you for termination. And by termination, I mean condescending explanations on why your movie preferences are patently wrong and there is a foreign movie version that is clearly better. You fucking uncultured rube.
     
    #8 Juice, Jul 22, 2015
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    Anyone want a new mother in law? I'll give you mine.
     
    #9 shimmered, Jul 22, 2015
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    Talk to us girlfriend, whats eatin ya?
     
    #10 Juice, Jul 22, 2015
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    I saw a truck decked out like the Mexican version of the Pussy Wagon in "Kill Bill". It was glorious with eagles everywhere. I don't get it...I've never loved anything enough to think, "Holy shit! I need this all over my car! It will be brilliant!"
     
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  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    What about semen?
     
    #12 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 22, 2015
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    My phone has been acting up all day. It's been freezing up and randomly restarting. I'm getting text messages out of order and an hour and a half late, which is awesome because I'm on-call for work this week.
     
    #13 Clutch, Jul 22, 2015
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    Dear Australia,

    Amazon.com would have me believe that the following is a cricket bat, commonly used in tape-ball leagues.

    [​IMG]

    Explain how this is not a sex toy.

    Sincerely,

    Your colder cousin, Canada
     
    #14 ghettoastronaut, Jul 22, 2015
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    Amazon you say? I've been meaning to make a book order...
     
    #15 Queen-Bee, Jul 23, 2015
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    So did you ever get that Wii fixed?

    Inquiring minds want to know.
     
    #16 ghettoastronaut, Jul 23, 2015
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    While ours has never been an overtly confrontational relationship, it's never been positive either.
    But I am not a total monster and allowed her here for the birth - it's her first grandchild and is in fav the ONLY grandchild in my husband's paternal family so he's a very big deal and...fine. She can come stay and visit us in the hospital.
    I think the woman is on the verge of a nervous breakdown because it's been over a week since she went home, and she "just misses [us] so much" and she's "missing everything with the baby" and she just wishes we were all closer so she could see him every day...

    I pumped the brakes on that last part because no. She wouldn't see him every day. Even if I lived in Texas she would still mainly see him at holidays.
    Because that's what happens when you make your bed. You have to LAY IN IT.
    I'm not a forgive and forget kinda girl.
    I'm a forgive but remember what someone just showed you kinda girl. And I definitely remember what kind of person she is.

    Thank God The Husband is supportive.
     
    #17 shimmered, Jul 23, 2015
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    Did you already make your purchase? Look at that thing I posted on facebook--you can make purchases just like you normally would on Amazon but have a portion of the sale go to a cause of your choice...my in case, the Arbor School. Here is the link in case anyone else is interested in helping out at an amazing school that helps amazing kids reach their potential. http://smile.amazon.com/ref=smi_ge_rl_rd_gw?_encoding=UTF8&ein=76-0317198
     
    #18 bewildered, Jul 23, 2015
  19. Clutch

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    Fuck. I got offered an interview for a job that is basically identical to my current job. I hate my current job. I really hate my current job. It might be physically killing me. But the new job would come with a 22% raise. I'm going to do the interview.
     
    #19 Clutch, Jul 23, 2015
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    Well, yeah. Might as well be miserable making more money.
     
    #20 happyfunball, Jul 23, 2015
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