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WDT 6/11/10 OMG THE FUCKING WORLD CUP. SOCCER CHICKS PICS

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  1. Nettdata

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    What a fucking day.

    Started off awesome... ran a few errands, and was getting ready to go to the UFC fights tonight.

    Then I get a call from my ex-wife (who I'm still good friends with), and she's getting abused by her new husband, and she's coming a bit unglued and wanted to talk.

    So, she came out to hang out for a while, and we talked, and she eventually got her head back together.

    So, she's decided that she's going to leave the guy next week, and will move back in with me for the summer. Her hubby is off in Northern BC as a fishing guide, so she wants to wait until he gets back on his break next week to talk to him face-to-face and fill him in.

    So yeah, I'm drunk, missed the UFC fights (row 17 on the floor for fucks sake!), and trying to figure shit out.

    This will end well.... right? I mean really... whatever could go wrong?

    If anything, I did get some Karma Points today, as I gave my ticket to my friend who was going with me, and he ended up going on a first date with a hot chick he met last week.
     
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  2. sisterkathlouise

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    how come i can drink 8 beers and just be silly, but i have two mixed drinks and end up falling asleep in the fetal position on the ottoman of our fat people chair?

    tomorrow night i will be in vegas. i have a nice bottle of sauv blanc that i'm drinking with my friend emily "before we get married" and leftover tecates from tonight that we're stuffing in our cooler next to water and iced tea and snacks. can this end well? probably not. ruv you drunks. xoxo skl.
     
    #102 sisterkathlouise, Jun 13, 2010
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    i mayh or may not have just confided int xab driver that i am going to take justing justbeiber's virginitihy. aloso i left some drunken voicemILAAILAs TOINIGHT, i'm loooooking at uyou primer! omy car is somewhere????? but hey, it's my second last weeeeeekend here before summer, so FUUUUCK THAT SHIT< AMIRITE?
     
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  4. Tope

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    There is nothing like not understanding the few previous posts before you.

    And there is nothing like being this drunk and some how able to type as if the boss was over your shoulder. (Or in your asshole, like some of you make it seem)

    Fuck that GMC advertisement above. I don't care. My face is numb.

    This girl, she likes me a lot. I like her a lot too. Hope for the best and chug the rest. . . Of that beer, duh! Ha! Gotcha there TiB!

    Now off to finish this silly looking tuna sub from subway! Eat fresh! Like vag or something. Mother fuckers.

    Remember, as rehearsed last week. Take care of your mother fuckin' shoes!!!!!!!
     
    #104 Tope, Jun 13, 2010
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    It's remarkable that the grammatical coherence of Tope's post does not actually make it any more intelligible.
     
    #105 MoreCowbell, Jun 13, 2010
  6. mya

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    Sweet! I'll bring the cheese dip
     
    #106 mya, Jun 13, 2010
  7. jennitalia

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    So I can no longer say that I've never thrown up from drinking. Judging by my post last night I can tell why.
     
    #107 jennitalia, Jun 13, 2010
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    And apparently Justin Beiber can no longer say that he's never been inside a woman.
     
    #108 Aetius, Jun 13, 2010
  9. MoreCowbell

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    jennitalia's post actually made me feel slightly more content with my life this morning. Sure, I had a mild headache. But at least I didn't have the sort of headache I imagine she has right now.
     
    #109 MoreCowbell, Jun 13, 2010
  10. jennitalia

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    Oddly enough, I am feeling perfect.
     
    #110 jennitalia, Jun 13, 2010
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    So I forgot to eat yesterday. Well I had a total of 350 calories, and I drank heavily. I woke up this morning with my blood sugar so low I could barely stand up.
     
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  12. mya

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    No, I kind of feel the same way about the women who are saying it, creepy either way. Plus it isn't like he LOOKS older, he looks like a kid. During school I had to do a sports exam on a 15 year old kid complete with hernia check and he kept giggling and backing away which resulted in me kind of putting one hand in the small of his back and pulling him forward/holding him still while I did my business. I felt like a perv even doing that. He wasn't...um...fully developed yet. I would expect this Beiber kid is the same way.
     
    #112 mya, Jun 13, 2010
  13. uzisuicide

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    It rhymes, but it's wrong. It should be 'my son and me.' Just saying.

    I'm still shithoused from last night. I'd rather eat shit than go to work tomorrow.
     
    #113 uzisuicide, Jun 13, 2010
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    Quote of the week. "I am going to tan, but don't let me get too tan. I don't want people to think I am a Mexican"
     
    #114 kuhjäger, Jun 13, 2010
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    I was all set to type up a rant about not getting laid enough this weekend, and then I realized it's probably bad karma. But the long and short of it is that the girlfriend was only awake for about 8 hours yesterday, the vast majority of which was spent with her friend kicking around. For context, I live 5 hours away from her during the week and hitch rides back with people every weekend for, let's face it, the more or less express purpose of getting laid. Gosh I love being on course.

    The bad news is that she's going away next weekend, but the good news is that she'll be returning with duty free Scotch. 50 bucks for a litre of Highland Park isn't a bad deal at all.
     
    #115 ghettoastronaut, Jun 13, 2010
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    Fuck you.
     

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    I can't wait until Justin Beiber's balls drop and he becomes completely useless to the music industry.
     
    #117 ssycko, Jun 13, 2010
  18. scotchcrotch

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    I predict Bieber wigs will be all the rage this Halloween.

    Then all you have to do is purse your lips and squint your eyes.
     
    #118 scotchcrotch, Jun 13, 2010
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    The spanish channel (I think it is Telemundo) is playing a dubbed version of Braveheart. I have been watching for 10 minutes and I don't speak spanish.
     
    #119 zyron, Jun 13, 2010
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    Ha. Must have some good bud.

    Forrest Gump is on. No need to make further plans for tonight.
     
    #120 katokoch, Jun 13, 2010
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