Yeah, seemed normal. His son's and mine have been friends for a couple of years. He started drinking beer before noon, and drank until 2am or so. I didn't start drinking until about 11pm, because I was shooting off fireworks and I like my hands attached to my wrists. We started on the tequila and whiskey at around midnight. He was just hammered. His shirt was found draped on the jetski, which was on its trailer in the driveway. His shorts still have not been located. I won't even bring out my favorite knife when I have guests. I'll use a former favorite knife.
That’s crazy. As I’ve posted many times here, we drink hard and party frequently in my neighborhood. I’ve walked home practically black out drunk and we’ve carried on past 3 am. Never has anyone done anything remotely like what you described. No nakedness, no raiding of fridges, no losing clothes. Maybe this guy was so completely shitfaced he thought he was home? The past weekend was one of the best I’ve had in a long time. The weather was incredible all weekend, got lots of outside work done, got together with friends and family. No nakedness in a friends kitchen, that I recall.
He had no trouble finding his way to the guest room when he heard me walking to the kitchen, and that theory doesn't explain the missing shorts. His shorts are not in our house. I don't know if he went skinny dipping or went for a stroll around the neighborhood and decided to get naked along the way. I got drunk and confused once and tried to pee in a vegetable drawer in my friend's college apartment. I still had my clothes on, but my pants were unzipped and my thing was in my hand. My friend yelled, "what are you doing?" He says I looked at the refrigerator and then back at him and said, "I know what I'm doing," and then I walked to the bathroom. Perhaps I have no right to complain about the guy because of that? I still think what he did was weirder, because it doesn't seem he did it out of confusion.
I have a friend we call "Buffy" which is short for "Buffy the Hamper Slayer" because one night he got turned around in his apartment and instead of making a left into the bathroom; he went right into his roommate's room, walked up to the clothes hamper, lifted the lid like it was a commode and took a leak in it. The best part? The roommate was in bed with his girlfriend and when they both yelled at him to stop, he yelled back; "I'll be done in a minute!"
Hard to say black out liquor drunk can be on a different level. One of my cousins friends drank a whole bottle of Patron to the face a my cousin's wedding reception. Babbled when the mic got passed around to him and then he left. They found him half a mile down the road naked passed out in the street. Luckily this was not in town. Never got the story but I assumed he had emotional issues. I think the craziest thing is blacking out and managing to hook up with someone. First time it happened to me I came to mid hook up with a girl I met at a bar after I was already black out drunk. No memory of meeting the girl in the first place. Naked fooling around with a complete stranger in a random house was disconcerting but she was pretty into it. I couldnt perform so I rolled over and passed out. I woke up and hooked up with her before she dropped me off back at my friends. Never got her name.
I've been wanting a small chair for our library which is Adirondack themed. My wife and I hit a used furniture place and found the size and style we wanted but the color was hideous. Still, it was only $75 and in great shape, so she said we could take it to a place that hires people with disabilities to get it reupholstered. She reached out and got a quote of about $1000. I nearly fainted. For that much I could jump in the truck and drive to the Adirondacks, get a chair and come back. We started shopping around for another place to have the work done, but in the end she found a slip cover that does the job for $30, albeit a little plainer in design than we'd planned:
The first one is the original. It's not horrible per se, but it doesn't match the room's theme and decor at all. I was hoping to find a nice northern type print such as pine cones, loons, something... but no. There's other things we can buy to go over what's there so it's no a blob of solid color, I may try that.
I had no idea you were joking. Mostly because it wouldn't be the first time someone said, "Oh it's not ugly at all!"
This is one of the funniest, and most Canadian (Albertan) things I've ever seen. Ex-NHL enforcer, Tarnaskey, gets into it with a slow golfer. A "fight" ensues, complete with built-in sound effects. "Fuckin' cry abooot it! Fuckin' cry abooot it!" "Bang! Bang!" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T47PReFUMKw
I particularly liked, "Off to a good start, Buddy." As the guy is pulling himself out of the water hazard. Lol.
The way his body torpedoed through the air when thrown is my favourite part, followed closely by the 1960’s Batman “Pow!-Sock!-Blam!!!” sound effects, with the shoving into the marsh finishing a solid bronze. Lots of Win in that clip. Videos like that are what make YouTube fun.
Absolutely. Drunk fucking idiots on golf courses is such a common nuisance. I get wanting a buzz while you play, it’s your day out so why not? ….But so many people get BOMBED— that’s not fun golf, I don’t care who you are. They hold you up and pick fights when confronted. And I know you’ve met these guys too, because they travel around the country to every golf course. I mean, the way that dork— a grown adult— tires to “power up” before fighting a man sixty pounds heavier than him— where do these people come from??