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WDT 10/11/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 11, 2013.

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  1. FreeCorps

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    I feel as if there's a cisgender joke here somewhere.
     
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    The nice thing about having a coworker who thinks he's your boss who sends you into blind rage is that it distracts you from the fact that you're voluntarily not attending Thanksgiving with your family.

    "I don't want to beat the bush here, so let's move on."
    "You guys drive those vehicles like you own them."
    "Tomorrow's weather is a 40% chance of participation... perspiration... fuck! Rain."
     
  3. mya

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    The pharmacists that are presenting are making kinky cell replication jokes. I can see ghetto getting an erection all the way from Missouri.
     
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    Don't complement his penis like that. You will only inflate his ego even more.
     
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    Golden Girls DVDs are on sale through Amazon. Do I buy the series? I'm so torn.
     
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    See, this guy didn't send them to the ex, she was in bed with this guy, took the picture herself, then sent it to him, taunting him. I certainly wasn't expecting to see that when he held up his phone and said look. I told him he could start his own folder titled "dick pictures" since he was getting a collection. Not that he would know how to do that as I had to show him how to change his Facebook status today. Sorry, people, you'll just have to wait for your pills, we're busy.

    I love getting texts from Aerie, they start out so nice. Calling me lovely and pretty, all stores should do that. It's like it makes me want to shop there even more.
     
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    Lord, according to you people and the television, if you're wealthy and southern, you're David Duke or Atticus Finch. There ain't nothing in between.
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    A similar method is to tell the story and use props. Like, you can say "and texted a picture of an erect penis, like mine is now, see?"

    Can't you just watch them on VHS in the motor home behind the Happy Sunset Home like everyone else?
     
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    Im torn on this though. Ive wanted to buy the Deadwood blu ray collection for a while but to get anything close to that quality downloaded you are talking 100+ gigs a season.
     
  10. happyfunball

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    A similar method is to tell the story and use props. Like, you can say "and texted a picture of an erect penis, like mine is now, see?"[/quote]

    He was blushing showing someone else's, you think he'd show me his?

    No, really, do you think he would? I'm working with him tomorrow, I can bring it up again.
     
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    Send him the picture you shared with us. Penis pictures will abound.
     
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    First time I went to a race here in Charlotte I couldn't believe people actually would wear shirts with that on them, but they do.
     
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    I usually pay for things like that. Mainly because I want the content creator to get money from my enjoyment. I'm a sucker I guess.
     
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    You think Charlotte is bad? Its downright classy compared to Darlington.
     
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    Well, the only 100% fool-proof way to get to the bottom of this is to ask him to whip his dick out so you can compare the dick in the pictures to the dick in front of you. However, I will advice that method of inquiry may head off in a direction you may not intend.

    But that said, yes, you really don't know if those are pictures of his dick he's showing you or of his supposed ex's new boytoy.
     
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    I'll save that for when I want a raise.

    Wait, not that kind of raise.

    Didn't even think of that. Pretty sneaky. Although I did see the accompanying texts of how awesome he was in bed. He came 5 times!!
     
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    I went to a high school where the jocks all drove jacked up trucks with large confederate flags hanging in the back.

    Unfortunately, those stereotypes are based on a reality somewhere.

    Which is one of the reasons why I moved.
     
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    One of the worst weekends of my life was spent at a NASCAR race in Michigan. Everyone kept telling me that if I went to a race in person I would understand, as TV does not do the sport justice. So I decided to give it a shot.

    There was no running water in the campground. So showers were impossible. I could smell people over the smell of tires coming off the track. On race day I saw more confederate flags than I did American ones. Juan Pablo Montoya was called a bunch of slurs when they announced him. It was a diverse crowd to say the least.

    After you see how fast the cars are going it gets really boring. I was impressed for the first ten laps. Then it was just loud and boring (more boring than a WNBA game). The guy sitting next to me had a staff infection on his arm that was bubbling. We made it roughly half of the race before we decided to pack up the campsite and head home.

    The only positive I saw was that we could bring our own beer.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    If an ex ever sent me a text like that I'd reply that I've cum 5 times in a day as well; I just didn't waste it all on the same woman.
     
  20. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    DCC should be in here any moment to show you the error of your ways.
     
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